Reply With QuoteThats funny. That sounds like some of these guys at the gym that pecwave to girls at the gym but the whole chest/bis,chest/bischest/bis isnt working out for em.
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12-01-2005, 11:58 AM #1Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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Joke - "The Bodybuilder"
A bodybuilder takes a girl home to his apartment.
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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12-01-2005, 12:47 PM #3happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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12-01-2005, 01:30 PM #4Registered Abuser
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Originally Posted by PreMier
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That hurt.
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12-01-2005, 02:33 PM #6..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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12-01-2005, 02:47 PM #7Registered User
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12-01-2005, 03:05 PM #8Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by LAM
Happened to Foreman.
True Story.Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-01-2005, 03:06 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You were the blond.
True story.
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12-01-2005, 03:08 PM #10Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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You were the Hobbit. Originally Posted by min0 lee
E-True Hollywood Story.Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-01-2005, 03:10 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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12-01-2005, 03:12 PM #12Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-02-2005, 03:21 AM #13pepper rocks!!!
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