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12-01-2005, 07:30 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Chimpanzees are better than you
At least in strength. A normal skinny female chimpanzee of 140 pounds can lift 5 to 7 more times than an adult man.
"In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer, a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring was erected in the monkey house. A 165 pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand"
"In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800 pound weight and not think twice about it."
Just so you know.
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12-01-2005, 07:34 PM #2Moderator MODERATOR
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If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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12-01-2005, 07:35 PM #3Monochromatic Bunny
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It is in open chat.
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12-01-2005, 08:23 PM #4the true playboy
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who the hel cares, ill fuck piss on a silverback, there monkeys they walk with the arms and swing with there arms, u cant compare that shit
Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts
and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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12-01-2005, 08:24 PM #5Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Now it is, I moved it from training with ESPN.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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12-01-2005, 08:25 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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So if we came from monkey sperm why did we turn into pussies and not get even stronger Originally Posted by Vieope
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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12-01-2005, 08:34 PM #7Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Now you all know the true power of
even the mortal Monkey!!!
monkey screechLast edited by The Monkey Man; 12-02-2005 at 07:09 AM.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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12-01-2005, 08:35 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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12-01-2005, 08:52 PM #9Lexen Xtreme
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Monkey... As a human/man hybrid I now expect to see the numbers in your journal be at least 1000lbs for most lifts. Or did you inherit the monkey's brain, and a human body? Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Now you all know the power of the Monkey!!!
monkey screech
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12-01-2005, 08:55 PM #10Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Leg press!?!? Originally Posted by Seanp156
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12-01-2005, 08:55 PM #11Lexen Xtreme
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Damnit my witty edit wasn't fast enough
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12-01-2005, 08:56 PM #12Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I would put up 1500 for 15
if BBW was coaching me -
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12-01-2005, 08:58 PM #13Lexen Xtreme
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If she comes to the AC, I expect to see a 1500lbs front squat out of you.
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12-01-2005, 09:01 PM #14Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Now you all know the power of the Monkey!!!
monkey screech
Monkey's don't have that much bodyfat...
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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Damn where is that post that Little wing made about a Monkey's penis size being...er..um...whats the word again....damn, I have a short memory.
Oh well, it wasn't a big deal anyway.
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Thats all fur, and nano technology - Originally Posted by BigDyl
Monkey's don't have that much bodyfat...
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12-01-2005, 09:08 PM #17the unbanned
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
Monkey's don't have that much bodyfat...
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12-01-2005, 09:19 PM #18Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
if BBW was coaching me -
Why a Big Black Woman?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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12-01-2005, 09:24 PM #19the unbanned
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
Why a Big Black Woman?
13ig13adwhore i think he means!!!
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12-01-2005, 09:39 PM #20Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MyK
13ig13adwhore i think he means!!!
Just because she shut your migrant canuck ass down -
I like her, shes a little rough around the edges
Tomboy chicks are hot!
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12-01-2005, 09:40 PM #21Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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She's mine ape! Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Just because she shut your migrant canuck ass down -
I like her, shes a little rough around the edges
Tomboy chicks are hot!
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-01-2005, 09:43 PM #22Moderator MODERATOR
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A monkey man vs an emo ninja for the rights to their internet girlfriend. I want the production rights to this story. It could do for nerds what "You Got Served" did for white kids who think they are black.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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12-01-2005, 09:45 PM #23the unbanned
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Just because she shut your migrant canuck ass down -
I like her, shes a little rough around the edges
Tomboy chicks are hot!fighting over an "ok" chick over the internet!!! Originally Posted by BigDyl
She's mine ape!
you guys both need lives!!!!!
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12-01-2005, 09:45 PM #24Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah, that movie helped your self esteem greatly didn't it? Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
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Don't project your nerd rage onto me.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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12-01-2005, 09:48 PM #26Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
MONEY MAN
VERSUS
THE UNDEFEATED EMO NINJA!
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-01-2005, 10:06 PM #27Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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You better read up on the true mystical powers of The Monkey Man
before you get too froggy
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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Where did this film come from? Originally Posted by BigDyl
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12-02-2005, 03:00 AM #30pepper rocks!!!
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