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    About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow

    About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow who I found out had slept with some dick I knew. Well I was very calm and I organized a whole 3 day weekend away together. On the morning we left and were at the train station I pretended to forget my wallet with all my credit cards and everything. I made a real deal about forgetting my wallet and how I wanted to make the weekend really special and that I had loads of surprises planned etc, etc. I suggested that we put everything on her credit cards and I would pay her back when we got back (I had always pretty much paid for everything on most of our dates so I suppose she thought I was good for it)...

    Well we racked up quiet a bill. The country estate we lived in cost $200 per night. We dined at some pretty expensive restaurants.....one night we spent nearly $400 largely due to the fact that I kept on ordering really expensive wine/champagne (tasted like crap but I wasn't paying for it!!). And the food was that gourmet crap. I had to order 4 main courses one night just to get at least 300g of meat!!! What a rip off!!!

    On the second night there was this fit bird at the bar and we had been making eye contact throughout the night so I discreetly ordered her a bottle costing nearly $100...as me and the cow left...that felt good. Then there were other things like massages, spa treatments and a brand new suit for me (still got that. It's got a silk interior...real nice)!!. She was a bit cautious at first especially when she saw some of the bills but I just gave her the "you've made me so happy this past year so I want to give you a magical weekend where money is no object" crap! Then she relaxed and her credit card took all the flack

    By the end of the 3 days we were there we had racked up about close to $1600. On the last night she was out cold from all the wine so I got my stuff together and asked the reception to call me a limo to take me back to Chicago. Hey it was either that or a cramped taxi to the train station and as I weren't paying....so that was another $100 . As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to London coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of buddies and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!! Anyways the next morning I call the bitch on her mobile and tell her I know what she did and tell her to remember to tip the reception desk when she picks up her credit cards...ohhh that felt sooo good
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    "As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to Chicago coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of buddies and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate K
    "As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to Chicago coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of buddies and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase
    I bet you don't have one picture.
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    So tell me about London, Illinois? I never saw a town by that name near Chicago.
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    What the hell were you doing dating a cow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    So tell me about London, Illinois? I never saw a town by that name near Chicago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Don't get all emotional over there.
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    just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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    Quote Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
    Don't get all emotional over there.

    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow who I found out had slept with some dick I knew. Well I was very calm and I organized a whole 3 day weekend away together. On the morning we left and were at the train station I pretended to forget my wallet with all my credit cards and everything. I made a real deal about forgetting my wallet and how I wanted to make the weekend really special and that I had loads of surprises planned etc, etc. I suggested that we put everything on her credit cards and I would pay her back when we got back (I had always pretty much paid for everything on most of our dates so I suppose she thought I was good for it)...

    Well we racked up quiet a bill. The country estate we lived in cost $200 per night. We dined at some pretty expensive restaurants.....one night we spent nearly $400 largely due to the fact that I kept on ordering really expensive wine/champagne (tasted like crap but I wasn't paying for it!!). And the food was that gourmet crap. I had to order 4 main courses one night just to get at least 300g of meat!!! What a rip off!!!

    On the second night there was this fit bird at the bar and we had been making eye contact throughout the night so I discreetly ordered her a bottle costing nearly $100...as me and the cow left...that felt good. Then there were other things like massages, spa treatments and a brand new suit for me (still got that. It's got a silk interior...real nice)!!. She was a bit cautious at first especially when she saw some of the bills but I just gave her the "you've made me so happy this past year so I want to give you a magical weekend where money is no object" crap! Then she relaxed and her credit card took all the flack

    By the end of the 3 days we were there we had racked up about close to $1600. On the last night she was out cold from all the wine so I got my stuff together and asked the reception to call me a limo to take me back to Chicago. Hey it was either that or a cramped taxi to the train station and as I weren't paying....so that was another $100 . As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to London coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of buddies and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!! Anyways the next morning I call the bitch on her mobile and tell her I know what she did and tell her to remember to tip the reception desk when she picks up her credit cards...ohhh that felt sooo good

    London??!

    You're from London?!?!
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    London??!

    You're from London?!?!
    http://www.city-data.com/city/London...-Illinois.html

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    lol..u sure played ur cards right bruh. I bet that felt damn good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    http://www.city-data.com/city/London...-Illinois.html

    foreman....you lived in there...


    not to far from Farmington, IL....there mayor and town coucilmen were found at KKK rallies a few years back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    http://www.city-data.com/city/London...-Illinois.html


    WOW YOU'RE FROM LONDON ENGLAND?!
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    WOW YOU'RE FROM LONDON ENGLAND?!
    No, actually I live right next door to you
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    No, actually I live right next door to you

    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow who I found out had slept with some dick I knew. Well I was very calm and I organized a whole 3 day weekend away together. On the morning we left and were at the train station I pretended to forget my wallet with all my credit cards and everything. I made a real deal about forgetting my wallet and how I wanted to make the weekend really special and that I had loads of surprises planned etc, etc. I suggested that we put everything on her credit cards and I would pay her back when we got back (I had always pretty much paid for everything on most of our dates so I suppose she thought I was good for it)...

    Well we racked up quiet a bill. The country estate we lived in cost $200 per night. We dined at some pretty expensive restaurants.....one night we spent nearly $400 largely due to the fact that I kept on ordering really expensive wine/champagne (tasted like crap but I wasn't paying for it!!). And the food was that gourmet crap. I had to order 4 main courses one night just to get at least 300g of meat!!! What a rip off!!!

    On the second night there was this fit bird at the bar and we had been making eye contact throughout the night so I discreetly ordered her a bottle costing nearly $100...as me and the cow left...that felt good. Then there were other things like massages, spa treatments and a brand new suit for me (still got that. It's got a silk interior...real nice)!!. She was a bit cautious at first especially when she saw some of the bills but I just gave her the "you've made me so happy this past year so I want to give you a magical weekend where money is no object" crap! Then she relaxed and her credit card took all the flack

    By the end of the 3 days we were there we had racked up about close to $1600. On the last night she was out cold from all the wine so I got my stuff together and asked the reception to call me a limo to take me back to Chicago. Hey it was either that or a cramped taxi to the train station and as I weren't paying....so that was another $100 . As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to London coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of buddies and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!! Anyways the next morning I call the bitch on her mobile and tell her I know what she did and tell her to remember to tip the reception desk when she picks up her credit cards...ohhh that felt sooo good

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules

    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow


    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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