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  1. 12-06-2005, 07:34 PM #1
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    T'was a dark and stormy night.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    I had just finished making an emo ninja cry/atempt suicide and fail and...
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    The emo ninja looked on the side of the massive dumbell he was lifting, and the number he saw was...
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    10lbs... He then continue to cry in his typically emo manner, then all of a sudden...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanp156
    10lbs... He then continue to cry in his typically emo manner, then all of a sudden...

    ...he realized he missed the other zero on the end dumbell which he was curling. He cried for humanitys sake, because he realized that exterterestrials were...
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Total ownage.
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    posing as his parents..."gee...that explains alot", exclaimed the ninja...
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    A big fag licking ass dressed as a ninja drew pictures in crayon for all to see.

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  9. 12-06-2005, 08:20 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    A big fag licking ass dressed as a ninja drew pictures in crayon for all to see.

    The End

    But this was just The End... of the begining the Ninja contemplated as he sliced Foreman's arm off...
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
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    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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    gayest thread evvvveeerrrrr!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    ................I have a final about 6 hours from now
    and?......


    i gradute 2 weeks from now!~
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    suddenly crono showed up and peed on all of gocock's school notes, leaving him with nothing but a stong urine smell to study with.
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    ...gococks was upset needless to say
    he had no cliff notes to study the next day
    he cried and cried so sad that he would fail
    but just then, the emo santa ninja appeared..
    to add to the tale...
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    T'was a dark and stormy night.
    Welcome to last year.

    Making the book: Book I - The man with the peanut butter bottle in the hotel room
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  16. 12-07-2005, 06:40 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Welcome to last year.

    Making the book: Book I - The man with the peanut butter bottle in the hotel room

    ...the emo santa ninja then decided he would have rabbit for his christmas feast...
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    ...He selected his favorite blue bunny from his collection, and began to feed him a little more than the rest...
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    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  18. 12-07-2005, 12:58 PM #17
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    The rabbit was slowly roasted as ninja rotated it ever 22 minutes. As the ninja was enjoying the rabbit feast he turned around and saw something that no man should ever have to witness....
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    ...Dale and Topolo gang banging Gococks...
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    ..............and I probably failed because it was the hardest final Ive ever seen.
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    Gococks then exploded from all of the gay pressure...
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    So later that week we all decided to go hunting for Vampire Transexuals who the only way to kill them was to plunge 12" dildos through their belly buttons. In the back of a deserted theater where rogue bands of Rocky Horror Picture Show superfans held seances dressed as hermaphrodites we saw a morbidly obese...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  24. 12-07-2005, 03:11 PM #23
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    Ninja........it was a BIgdyl.....he was depressed, fat, on drugs, and eating Little Debbie snacks, his one only friend that doesn't judge. "Are you a Vampire Transexual?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate K
    Ninja........it was a BIgdyl.....he was depressed, fat, on drugs, and eating Little Debbie snacks, his one only friend that doesn't judge. "Are you a Vampire Transexual?"

    "No" BigDyl replied. He was unhappy with his bodyfat, because he considered anything over 5% "fat." The drug he was high on was called adrenaline...
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    "No" BigDyl replied. He was unhappy with his bodyfat, because he considered anything over 5% "fat." The drug he was high on was called adrenaline...

    he stole this from his father, but then al the sudden he felt something entering his anus..
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    Quote Originally Posted by HANK-VISSER
    he stole this from his father, but then al the sudden he felt something entering his anus..

    He noticed Hank Visser was standing behind him while he felt something trying to enter his anus... He quickly drew his katana blade....
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    ...he swung the blade behind him but due to teary eyed bleariness he managed to lop off his left buttcheek, HANK-VISSER laughed so hard pee trickled from his penis onto the freshly fileted glute causing a burning sensation that out did the one Dale Mabry had caused Dyl to have a few month's ago.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    ...he swung the blade behind him but due to teary eyed bleariness he managed to lop off his left buttcheek, HANK-VISSER laughed so hard pee trickled from his penis onto the freshly fileted glute causing a burning sensation that out did the one Dale Mabry had caused Dyl to have a few month's ago.
    This infuriated the ninja. Without a left glute he was seriously hindered. As pee was flying everywhere the ninja tried to collect as much as possible to wash down his mouth drying little debbie snacks......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate K
    This infuriated the ninja. Without a left glute he was seriously hindered. As pee was flying everywhere the ninja tried to collect as much as possible to wash down his mouth drying little debbie snacks......

    ...The Ninja realized this story was going in the wrong direction...
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    Exclamation

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    ...The Ninja realized this story was going in the wrong direction...
    Then something weird happened! a unit came along and he held this picture in his hand, and handed it to the fucked up, piss covered emo ninja. This is a link to that picture: http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3...iefront5zj.jpg
    And he handed one more to him:http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3...oard3212ol.jpg
    ]

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    just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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