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    The quiet girl speaks.

    Yes, I did somthing bad in class! But it was for a good reason.

    It took place in my serving class and its runned by you guessed it: French Bastard! He is so anal and so perfect, it was so sickening. And he yells at a student every time someone makes a miniscule mistake. Way before the prank (The 1st serving day of semester), French Bastard wanted to check to see if everyone was wearing black socks with the waiter uniform. One waiter (his name is Nick) got busted for wearing white socks. So, myself and a class mate (and friend), Jane got all of the servers together and decided that we should wear the most ugly pair of colored socks on the last day of service. Nick made another idea saying that the ladies should wear colored bras but I said that we can't kill French Bastard. So yesturday, Jane, myself, and another waitress (her name is Cynthia) went to an outlet store and got some of the ugliest pairs of pastel-collored socks ever. They were like orange,blue,green,pink, and purple pairs of pastel-colored socks.

    Now for the prank........

    In the dining room, the waiters were getting ready. The waiters got on their funky-colored socks and we did a little show so one of the waiters could take pictures. French Bastard comes in and he looked pissed! Then I spoke up on how much of an ass hole French Bastard was to each and every one of us. He stomped his way to the kitchen and I crept to the door and peered in the window. He was laughing. I was actually surprised that he did not take the prank so seriously.

    As soon as I get a pic of me in my uniform and my blue pastel socks, I'll post it up.

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    They have classes on being a food server?
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    Socks revenge? That is way too nice.

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    my friend lived in a frat house and they had French boarders who stayed there over the summers when most students went home, and they all hated eachother, so my friend wiped his nuts and his ass with their veggie burgers they had in the fridge.

    Echolii(sp?) anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    They have classes on being a food server?

    Not that kind of serving class, foo...



    You suckas jus got served
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Serve me up a Numba' 6 super sized with a biggie fries bitch.
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    What I find funny about Hip Hop fasion is that those long shirts remind me of a fad the Japanese tourist girls have around here of wearing their dresses over a pair of pants, it looks so ridiculous.

    Look at the cute little boy with the basketball dress.
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    I don't understand how people wear shirts that long. Godhand, come tackle this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    They have classes on being a food server?
    To get my food and beverage management certificate, I have to take a serving class. That is working as a server in my school's resturant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Socks revenge? That is way too nice.
    Hey, I could of worn a blue bra under my white uniform shirt and give French Bastard a heart attack.

    Yea, he's that anal in terms of a server's appearence and how to set the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    To get my food and beverage management certificate, I have to take a serving class. That is working as a server in my school's resturant.
    Sounds like a way for your school to get cheap labor.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Hey, I could of worn a blue bra under my white uniform shirt and give French Bastard a heart attack.
    If all the guys wore pink bras he'd probably felt right at home.
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    Sounds like to me that he's not only a bastard but also socks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Sounds like to me that he's not only a bastard but also socks
    Ban Him

    for that crappy joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Sounds like a way for your school to get cheap labor.
    Tell me somthing I don't know!

    Been living on tips since August.


    Bright side is that I got a job offer today working at an elementry school as a 1-on-1 aide (for a disabled kid). And I plan to take it. Not much but its better than what I made at the college library and serving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    If all the guys wore pink bras he'd probably felt right at home.
    Funny you mentioned that. One of the waiters (His name is Jorge). Lucked out and got pink socks. I offered to go home to get my pink bra to match and he kinda went red in the face.

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