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12-09-2005, 11:27 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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A Loyal Marriage
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."
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12-09-2005, 02:02 PM #2Registered Abuser
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12-09-2005, 02:04 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Co-holld Blooooooded!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-09-2005, 02:10 PM #4the unbanned
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hopefully he has life insurance on the bitch!!
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12-09-2005, 03:36 PM #5Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Wow, 0wn3d.
Total ownage.
Originally Posted by kbm8795
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