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  1. 12-09-2005, 01:51 PM #1
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    Big fat prick @ work

    I need some clever, (immature) ways of sabotaging my neighbor at work. She's a (see title.) As I'm lacking in whit, give me some ideas. And remember, I'm immature so there's no point in reminding me!!!

    "Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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  3. 12-09-2005, 01:54 PM #2
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    Have you ever saw the movie seven?
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    Take a can of non gel shaving cream, and put it in a freezer. When it is frozen remove the bottom of the can and put it in co worker's drawer. When it melts it expands and explodes all over everything.
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    nice sig vieope!
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  6. 12-09-2005, 02:04 PM #5
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    Excellent idea, keep 'em coming!!!

    "Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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  7. 12-09-2005, 02:05 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrien_j9
    Excellent idea, keep 'em cuming!!!
    oh, I do!
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    Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses.
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  9. 12-09-2005, 02:06 PM #8
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    Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!
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  10. 12-09-2005, 02:08 PM #9
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    Go into their e-mail and change their defaults to autmatically "blind carbon copy" their boss or supervisor. Heads will roll!
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  11. 12-09-2005, 02:09 PM #10
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    Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.
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  12. 12-09-2005, 02:16 PM #11
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    Advertise a colleague’s job and leave their number with extension for contact. Make sure it is well paying and with low qualifications.
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    Send a letter of resignation in her name.
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  14. 12-09-2005, 02:22 PM #13
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    Take some vaseline, cut habanera pepper, grease, or any other interesting substance and rub it on the drawer handles of your co-worker’s desk. Observe the different results from the different substances.
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  15. 12-09-2005, 02:24 PM #14
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    Wear gloves and rub a broken/cut hot pepper (habanera is especially good) on your co-worker’s keyboard and mouse. This will liven-up their typing and surfing.
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    Change the Windows mouse sensitivity all the way down. It will take about 100 years to navigate around to get it fixed.
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    Surf on the net from home and submit the prankee's work email to as many gay porn/beastiality sites as you can.
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  18. 12-09-2005, 02:27 PM #17
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    If you have access to their computer, change it to Chinese, Japanese or something where you HAVE to know where everything is in order to change it back, not something where you can just guess.
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    Get a 20 minute long wav file and make it their shutdown sound, or their new e-mail sound.

    and also

    Make a startup wav file, absolute silence for about 5 minutes, then a series of sirens or something, then silence again, then gunshots or something.
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  20. 12-09-2005, 02:30 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!
    If it's XP hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete select processes, highlight Explorer.exe and click End Process.
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    If it's XP hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete select processes, highlight Explorer.exe and click End Process.
    obviously!
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  22. 12-09-2005, 03:19 PM #21
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    I can not WAIT to do some of these things!! You are a demon MyK and I have SOO much respect for you!

    Moment of honesty: I would never have thought to try Maniclion's stunt, so thank you also!!

    "Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrien_j9
    I can not WAIT to do some of these things!! You are a demon MyK and I have SOO much respect for you!

    Moment of honesty: I would never have thought to try Maniclion's stunt, so thank you also!!
    Im sorry but Im kinda seeing someone right now, but Im very flattered!
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  24. 12-09-2005, 03:28 PM #23
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    Myk's a hax0r. These were all his original ideas.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Get yourself 4 big bags of ammonium nitrate and add a little potassium chloride, and stand back...
    NH4NO3+KCl= a big fuckin explosion.
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    Note to self: never hire anyone from windsor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    Get yourself 4 big bags of ammonium nitrate and add a little potassium chloride, and stand back...
    NH4NO3+KCl= a big fuckin explosion.
    Gococks, just let your boss pet your dog while it's eating!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boilermaker
    Gococks, just let your boss pet your dog while it's eating!
    An ignorant ass with free speech is much more dangerous than my dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boilermaker
    Note to self: never hire anyone from windsor.


    your not in the pharmacy industry are you?
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