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So there i was...
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12-14-2005, 07:34 AM #1Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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So there i was...
... at the supermarket yesterday when I noticed a rather HOT blonde in another check-out line. Our eyes met, she raised her hand to wave and smiled hello to me. I was rather taken back that such a hottie would be waving, and although she looked familiar I couldn't place where I might know her from.
As luck would have it, I saw her a few minutes later in the parking lot as she was unloading her groceries, so I approached her and said "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children."
I was rather panicked, but my mind shot back to my one and only sexual indiscretion.
"Holy shit," I exclaimed (too loudly), "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No," she replied, "I'm your son's English teacher."
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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12-14-2005, 07:35 AM #2Registered User
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12-14-2005, 07:36 AM #3Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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12-14-2005, 07:56 AM #4Intensity!
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rofl
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12-14-2005, 08:04 AM #5I "Bai lei tai"
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Niiice.
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good one
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12-14-2005, 01:52 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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If that's true you'd better plan a quick trip back to New Orleans for a longer stay.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-14-2005, 01:56 PM #8Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Man you ain't kiddin
Originally Posted by maniclion
Although I'm sure you can probably land some awesome real estate deals there right about now
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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12-14-2005, 02:11 PM #9Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-14-2005, 02:24 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Got it bad,
got it bad,
got it bad!Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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