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    The Pharmacy - Good joke

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
    balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
    your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

    So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
    balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
    your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

    So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she...


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