HAHA, How Unfortunate

**silencer** · 12-16-2005, 09:00 PM

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

**The13ig13adWolf** · 12-16-2005, 09:06 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

er, barf...

**Seanp156** · 12-16-2005, 09:07 PM

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

**ihateschoolmt** · 12-16-2005, 09:08 PM

What the fuck?

**Mudge** · 12-16-2005, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by silencer

"Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

#1 She said she would marry him, thats more than falling.
#2 She basically just admitted that she sent a picture that wasn't her, so your mom is a liar too.

**Little Wing** · 12-16-2005, 10:41 PM

i didn't see any reference to marriage... but it's kinda disturbing this woman is married to a man of 27 yrs n is meeting w a guy. not cool. n there are ways to make sure who you are talking to, in 6 months they should have figured that out.

**dougnukem** · 12-17-2005, 12:18 AM

The French huh? Where's Nick when you need him?

**Nick+** · 12-17-2005, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by dougnukem

The French huh? Where's Nick when you need him?

**dougnukem** · 12-17-2005, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Nick+

You see anything about this on your local news?

**Nick+** · 12-17-2005, 01:06 AM

Not local, that's in the East .I'm a seven hour drive away in the West.....

**silencer** · 12-17-2005, 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by Mudge

#1 She said she would marry him, thats more than falling.
#2 She basically just admitted that she sent a picture that wasn't her, so your mom is a liar too.

I think you mean, HIS MOTHER.

**TJ Cline** · 12-17-2005, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by silencer

I think you mean, HIS MOTHER.

right

**adrien_j9** · 12-17-2005, 05:50 AM

And Dad's not leaving her for this? She was "falling" for him, and he was just ticked? Normally I might feel bad for them, but she was skirting around cheating. How fortunate for them that they're now celebrities. Disgusting.

**THEUNIT(XXL)** · 12-17-2005, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by adrien_j9

And Dad's not leaving her for this? She was "falling" for him, and he was just ticked? Normally I might feel bad for them, but she was skirting around cheating. How fortunate for them that they're now celebrities. Disgusting.

It's just sick as hell if you think about what they must have said to eachother on the net, I bet some pretty nasty shit.

**adrien_j9** · 12-17-2005, 12:21 PM

What do you mean Unit?

Why would you suspect them of improper dialect? What types of chat rooms have you been in? I'm so confused in my innocence!

**maniclion** · 12-17-2005, 12:33 PM

Why do people feel the need to send fake pictures of themselves if they plan on hooking up with the person on the other end? If that happened to me and I saw the other preson for real I would just turn around and walk away cause I have no respect for people who would do that BUUUULLLLLSSHHIIIITTTT.

**Mudge** · 12-17-2005, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by silencer

I think you mean, HIS MOTHER.

I know it wasn't you dude.

**dougnukem** · 12-17-2005, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

Why do people feel the need to send fake pictures of themselves if they plan on hooking up with the person on the other end? If that happened to me and I saw the other preson for real I would just turn around and walk away cause I have no respect for people who would do that BUUUULLLLLSSHHIIIITTTT.

Think of it this way, what if she sent a skantily clad pic of herself? Now that, would be news!

**maniclion** · 12-17-2005, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by dougnukem

Think of it this way, what if she sent a skantily clad pic of herself? Now that, would be news!

Especially if he saved it to his hard drive and still decided to meet up with her

**dougnukem** · 12-17-2005, 03:43 PM

ewwwww

**MyK** · 12-17-2005, 04:06 PM

hahahahah

Why didn't BigDyl tell us about this???

**Tough Old Man** · 12-17-2005, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

hahahahah

Why didn't BigDyl tell us about this???

Crazy. Reminds me of a time when I...........blah, blah, blah

**MyK** · 12-17-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Crazy. Reminds me of a time when I...........blah, blah, blah

.........fucked BIgDyl's Mom?

**LexusGS** · 12-17-2005, 08:03 PM

HAH. that was the funnies shit i ever read.

**david** · 12-21-2005, 03:25 PM

**gococksDJS** · 12-21-2005, 03:54 PM

Quit posting about Dale's family.

**Crono1000** · 12-25-2005, 11:38 AM

sickest story ever. Funny as hell though

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