Thread: Bible disclaimer

I don't understand why you guys are so concerned with what the Bible says or doesn't say since you don't beleive it.

All Characters And Events In This Book --even Those Based On Real People --are Entirely Fictional. All Celebrity Voices Are Impersonated.... Poorly. The Following Book Contains Coarse Language And Due To Its Content It Should Not Be Viewed By Anyone.

South park owns.

Originally Posted by Pepper

I don't understand why you guys are so concerned with what the Bible says or doesn't say since you don't beleive it.

I agree. Why should it have a disclaimer? If you don't want to read it don't.

how do you know if you want to read it or not if you havent read it?

I know I don't want to read it, and I haven't read it.

Originally Posted by Tier

how do you know if you want to read it or not if you havent read it?

you know what it is about and what it preaches. Don't be a jackass.

Originally Posted by P-funk

Don't be a jackass.

Too late

Originally Posted by Vieope

If the bible had a disclaimer, what should it say?

burn me!

It should have a Parental Advisory sticker on it, afterall it does have violent and sexual material in it, incestuous relationships and drunken naked old men.

Originally Posted by Vieope

If the bible had a disclaimer, what should it say?

how about: "Purely fictional stories, please do not take literally!"

Originally Posted by Vieope

If the bible had a disclaimer, what should it say?

Believe it or not it's true. And looks like everyone's going to hell!

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

how about: "Purely fictional stories, please do not take literally!"

I think it should say...


BANNED FROM IM FOR ETERNITY!!!!

The Bible

The Bible was copied from its original language by scribes. This was before printing presses, obviously.

When the scribes were copying the bible to make more copies, they often made changes. This was because of translation, their personal interpretation, and also because of the religious debates occurring during this time. The scribes often disagreed with one another and even wrote disparaging remarks about each other.

These changes to the Bible were made at first, over a period of decades, and even hundreds of years after the death of Jesus.

The last factually proven change to the Bible was made in 1650 A.D.

The problem with the Bible today, is that no one really know what the original message of the Bible was.

Because of the inadvertant and intentional changes made in the Bible.

Also, their has been editing of the alterations in the first place, which means that we are not even sure what the original message was.

This is one of the primary arguments made by Muslims: that the Bible was altered too much, over hundreds of years, by humans.

Disclaimer: True Story.

^ which parts?

The problem is, we don't know what was original and what was intentionally altered.

This is the dilemma.

You can't play it both ways.

You need to do scientific reasearch and historical biblical research.

Many Xtians don't really know that much about the history behing the Bible.

Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

^ which parts?

The problem is, we don't know what was original and what was intentionally altered.

This is the dilemma.

You can't play it both ways.

You need to do scientific reasearch and historical biblical research.

Many Xtians don't really know that much about the history behing the Bible.

Instead of "The End."

It should say "True Story."

Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

The Bible

The Bible was copied from its original language by scribes. This was before printing presses, obviously.

When the scribes were copying the bible to make more copies, they often made changes. This was because of translation, their personal interpretation, and also because of the religious debates occurring during this time. The scribes often disagreed with one another and even wrote disparaging remarks about each other.

These changes to the Bible were made at first, over a period of decades, and even hundreds of years after the death of Jesus.

The last factually proven change to the Bible was made in 1650 A.D.

The problem with the Bible today, is that no one really know what the original message of the Bible was.

Because of the inadvertant and intentional changes made in the Bible.

Also, their has been editing of the alterations in the first place, which means that we are not even sure what the original message was.

This is one of the primary arguments made by Muslims: that the Bible was altered too much, over hundreds of years, by humans.

That's why it takes knowing God personally...

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

That's why it takes knowing God personally...

Originally Posted by MyK

I hope HE does and I could kick your ass... Jesus might even help!

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

I hope HE does and I could kick your ass... Jesus might even help!

go fuck yourself!!!!

this was cut from the bible!

Originally Posted by MyK

go fuck yourself!!!!

I think there's a story about what's going to happen to you in Proverbs...

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

I think there's a story about what's going to happen to you in Proverbs...

Originally Posted by MyK

this was cut from the bible!

Your relation?

BASHING CATHOLISISM IS FUNNY -

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Your relation?