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The organist
The organist
There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts
were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had
to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green persimmons,
(if you eat them they make you pucker, because they are so sour) and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said,
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a thermon tewday"
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12-17-2005, 08:29 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Say Hello to the Reverend.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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