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12-19-2005, 09:41 PM #1Back from the dead
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What really happened to Dave Chappelle
Godhand, your parents kicked Dave Chappelle out of showbiz....
http://www.chappelletheory.com/
(this thing is long, but pretty interesting)
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12-19-2005, 09:53 PM #2the unbanned
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12-19-2005, 10:04 PM #3Back from the dead
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just like your mother on my dick, it's damn good.
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I have two dads!
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all i got to say is that 3rd season is still coming out in 06.
www.comedycentral.com
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the skits were shot before Dave disapeared!
Originally Posted by LexusGS
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12-19-2005, 10:23 PM #7the unbanned
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it sucked! just like your grandmother! Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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12-20-2005, 12:15 AM #8Amor Fati
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wow, you think thats true?
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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12-20-2005, 02:12 AM #9jOsH
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dave chappelle
Dave Chappelle Was Sent To A Drug Rehab Facility Some Where In Africa For Heroin. Thats What I Heard On Some Tv Show Like Cnn Or Some Stuff
"cocaine's A Hell Of A Drug!!!!!!"
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12-20-2005, 06:19 AM #10FLEXecutioner
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Let's see....
Killing Oprah Winfrey: $50
Bill Cosby: $50
Louis Farakhan: $50
Al Sharpton: $50
Robert L. Johnson: $50
Protecting Chappelle and getting his show back on the air: Priceless
There are some thing money can't buy....
....but for 50 bucks, I'll kill anyone.You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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12-20-2005, 07:17 AM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Me and Foreman.....oopps Originally Posted by MyK
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12-20-2005, 07:46 AM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Anybody check Foremans' mom's basement!?!
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It's actually me and Dale... Originally Posted by min0 lee
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12-20-2005, 09:24 AM #14Registered Abuser
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True Story. Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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12-20-2005, 01:02 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That little website just sold 20 Zillion copies of the next 10 seasons for Comedy Central.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-20-2005, 01:16 PM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I was in bed next to my wife when I got woken up by a heavy pressure on my chest.
I opened my eyes to find one of the three men — that appeared in my bathroom days before — perched on top of my stomach, wielding a Colt 45 handgun with an enormous silencer. The other two men were holding me down. It seemed like my wife had been drugged, as she laid motionless but breathing next to me.
Oprah Winfrey leaned forward and whispered in my ear "you better watch your step — we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God — we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like Dave?"
The last thing I remember, someone knocked me out.
I woke up with my wife the next morning and I thought it might have been a dream, but I still have a bruise on my head and I really think this all happened, despite the fact that my wife shows no signs of anything having ever happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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12-20-2005, 01:19 PM #17Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I was wondering this as well. I'm not a big believer in cabals, but it sounds interesting. Originally Posted by Yanick
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-20-2005, 02:57 PM #18Registered User
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There had to be something more than just the pressure of fame. Chappelle doesnt seem like the type that loves fame. IDK. I don't believe the theory but there was more going on.
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