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12-26-2005, 08:26 AM #1Peelosopher
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Would you buy my sperm?
Looking for the perfect "stocking stuffer?"
Makes a great Christmas gift! Willing to mass produce. Authentically self manufactured. Each shipment is gauranteed each of the following:
*high protein content
*recessive blue eye gene
*great adhesive quality
*works better than White-Out
Perfect for loved ones seeking offspring of absolutely no atheletic ability and a geek tendency. Anime, video games, obsession with porn, you name it!
*limited to 7 shipments a day
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12-26-2005, 08:28 AM #2Registered Abuser
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12-26-2005, 08:34 AM #3Peelosopher
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no. I prefer to see my customers in person. That way I can shake their hands
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12-26-2005, 08:38 AM #4Registered Abuser
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Do we get a receipt incase it doesn't work the way we want it to?
Originally Posted by Crono1000
no. I prefer to see my customers in person. That way I can shake their hands
I like to return things often.
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12-26-2005, 08:45 AM #5Peelosopher
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sorry, only store credit. But if you question the quality or methods feel free to return it with a hot girlfriend/sister/mom/grandmother/sheep and I will be glad to demonstrate the procedure. I might even be generous enough to give them a hands on demonstration.
Remember, installation is always free.
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12-26-2005, 08:47 AM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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A little sample of the good stuff.
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12-26-2005, 08:48 AM #7Peelosopher
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ah min0 lee. My toughest competition
I can't beat that 10 shipments/day garauntee
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12-26-2005, 08:51 AM #8Registered Abuser
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But you can beat the price! Originally Posted by Crono1000
Don't give in to the big corporations!
I much prefer the small town mom and pop stores.
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12-26-2005, 09:09 AM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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How sperms survive freezing anyway?
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12-26-2005, 04:11 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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sooooo i guess we know what you are doing w tit away...
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-26-2005, 04:35 PM #11Back from the dead
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The cup I ordered is full of piss, whats the deal?
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12-26-2005, 04:57 PM #12Peelosopher
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I don't know about the price, but I know one thing I beat, aren't you paying attention? Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
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12-26-2005, 05:02 PM #13Peelosopher
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something about not being able to fool around with someone makes me like one of those chipmunks that at some point just start having sex with everything that moves until they hump themselves to death. Originally Posted by Little Wing
the first day tit was gone I hit 7 times, 4 of those were before 11 am. I quit trying to hit a higher number cuz I started to feel more and more light headed after each time.
there has been so much p0rn on my computer this week it's not even funny
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12-26-2005, 05:03 PM #14Peelosopher
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hey, to stay competitive I have to cut some costs somewhere Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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