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12-28-2005, 03:37 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Are you single?
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
-a half-gallon of 2% milk,
-a carton of eggs,
-a quart of orange juice,
-a head of romaine lettuce,
-a 2 lb. can of coffee and
-a 2 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her Marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly....."
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12-28-2005, 03:40 PM #2the unbanned
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12-28-2005, 03:41 PM #3Amor Fati
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Lmao!!
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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12-28-2005, 03:45 PM #4Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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now that is a joke! haha
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12-28-2005, 03:49 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I thought he knew because there was no beer in her list of items.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-28-2005, 03:53 PM #6the unbanned
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half way through the joke I re-read the list to see if there was "one big cucumber" on the list!
Originally Posted by maniclion
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12-28-2005, 03:55 PM #7Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Good Lord! Rob's gone from masochistic bodybuilder to post whore.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-28-2005, 04:02 PM #8Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Will he overtake Foreman? - Originally Posted by DOMS
Good Lord! Rob's gone from masochistic bodybuilder to post whore.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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12-28-2005, 05:00 PM #9Your Pretend Friend
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He could just make him start a new account :P
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12-28-2005, 05:25 PM #10Beginning body builder
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old, but nonetheless funny
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12-28-2005, 08:15 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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12-28-2005, 08:18 PM #12Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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me too. Originally Posted by maniclion
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-28-2005, 08:42 PM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Actually I first thought Rob was hitting on me with the Originally Posted by Little Wing
and asking me if I was single.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-28-2005, 08:48 PM #14Monochromatic Bunny
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I thought he made this thread because he thought everybody was single and that was the reason to want desperately porn back. Originally Posted by maniclion
Actually I first thought Rob was hitting on me with the and asking me if I was single.
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12-28-2005, 09:43 PM #153UZFE
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Rofl
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12-30-2005, 07:08 PM #16Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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lol.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-31-2005, 08:54 AM #17SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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