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    Wink Are you single?

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

    -a half-gallon of 2% milk,
    -a carton of eggs,
    -a quart of orange juice,
    -a head of romaine lettuce,
    -a 2 lb. can of coffee and
    -a 2 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her Marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly....."

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    its whats on the inside that counts!!!

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    Lmao!!
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    now that is a joke! haha
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    I thought he knew because there was no beer in her list of items.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I thought he knew because there was no beer in her list of items.
    half way through the joke I re-read the list to see if there was "one big cucumber" on the list!

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    Good Lord! Rob's gone from masochistic bodybuilder to post whore.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Good Lord! Rob's gone from masochistic bodybuilder to post whore.
    Will he overtake Foreman? -

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    He could just make him start a new account :P

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    old, but nonetheless funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I thought he knew because there was no beer in her list of items.
    me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    me too.
    Actually I first thought Rob was hitting on me with the and asking me if I was single.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Actually I first thought Rob was hitting on me with the and asking me if I was single.
    I thought he made this thread because he thought everybody was single and that was the reason to want desperately porn back.

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    Rofl

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    lol.

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