Women and Bowel Movements

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 02:24 PM

i walked in on a girl going number two in the bathroom at a small get together i was at a couple weeks back. this girl is gorgeous, and her excretion smelled like roses.

whats the deal with women and bowel movements?

**CowPimp** · 12-30-2005, 02:25 PM

Woman actually poop? I had no idea...

**TJ Cline** · 12-30-2005, 02:27 PM

Women who are sexualy desirable do not shit.

**dougnukem** · 12-30-2005, 02:28 PM

I'm going to have to disagree here. I used to work at Wal-Mart back in high school, and had to clean the shitters. The women's smelled horrible compared to the men's room.

**Crono1000** · 12-30-2005, 02:30 PM

haha, women don't poop silly

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Woman actually poop? I had no idea...

yea, i had no idea either. then i saw it live, right in front of me, and at first was expecting something smelling similar to my product, and it smelled literally like roses.

perhaps ugly girls poops smell bad and pretty girls poops smell great? interesting find.

**Crono1000** · 12-30-2005, 02:32 PM

I once smelled a girl fart. It smelled like a field of roses

with cows in it

**MyK** · 12-30-2005, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

yea, i had no idea either. then i saw it live, right in front of me, and at first was expecting something smelling similar to my product, and it smelled literally like roses.

perhaps ugly girls poops smell bad and pretty girls poops smell great? interesting find.

what did she say when you walked in?

**MyK** · 12-30-2005, 02:37 PM

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

what did she say when you walked in?

well i didnt necessarily walk in on her, that was a little exaggeration on my part and i apologize. basically, i went to this girlfriends house of mine, and she had a friend of hers over, and when i got there this friend was nowhere to be found.

so i asked, and asked, and finally she came around. i jokingly said "you were dropping a little deuce, werent you?" and the other friend laughed.

so then i went to do a little experimenting on my own.

thanks for embarrassing me and having me tell the "real story," myk. now ill be known on IM as the guy who purposely smelled a girls poop...

**maniclion** · 12-30-2005, 02:41 PM

You're all full of shit, some women can rival men with their dump funk. My girlfriend could kill a canary after she eats kim chee. This one girl I knew had the worst beer farts I've ever been exposed to.

**Crono1000** · 12-30-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

now ill be known on IM as the guy who purposely smelled a girls poop...

don't flatter yourself. You're known for much worst reasons than that

**MyK** · 12-30-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

well i didnt necessarily walk in on her, that was a little exaggeration on my part and i apologize. basically, i went to this girlfriends house of mine, and she had a friend of hers over, and when i got there this friend was nowhere to be found.

so i asked, and asked, and finally she came around. i jokingly said "you were dropping a little deuce, werent you?" and the other friend laughed.

so then i went to do a little experimenting on my own.

thanks for embarrassing me and having me tell the "real story," myk. now ill be known on IM as the guy who purposely smelled a girls poop...

so after you knew she had taken a shit, you went and smelt it on purpose???? hahahaha, do you have like a shit fetish or something, hhahahaha.

wasn't she weirded out when you did that??

**NeilPearson** · 12-30-2005, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

You're all full of shit, some women can rival men with their dump funk. My girlfriend could kill a canary after she eats kim chee. This one girl I knew had the worst beer farts I've ever been exposed to.

True story

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

so after you knew she had taken a shit, you went and smelt it on purpose???? hahahaha, do you have like a shit fetish or something, hhahahaha.

wasn't she weirded out when you did that??

ha... its hard to explain over the computer. i didnt like sprint to the bathroom and stick my head in the toilet..

it was all a joke, and i didnt even go in the bathroom, just went by it as we jokingly wrestled and laughed.

and no, i do not have a shit fetish haha.

**MyK** · 12-30-2005, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

ha... its hard to explain over the computer. i didnt like sprint to the bathroom and stick my head in the toilet..

it was all a joke, and i didnt even go in the bathroom, just went by it as we jokingly wrestled and laughed.

and no, i do not have a shit fetish haha.

but you got the threesome right??????

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

don't flatter yourself. You're known for much worst reasons than that

whatever you say, anusface.

i hope i didnt spill the beans that your anus is located on your face!?

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

but you got the threesome right??????

i wish there was a happy ending, but no.

**maniclion** · 12-30-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

whatever you say, anusface.

i hope i didnt spill the beans that your anus is located on your face!?

If his face really were an anus would you sniff it?

**soxmuscle** · 12-30-2005, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

If his face really were an anus would you sniff it?

i deserved that, *insert insult here* (i dont want to dig myself an even deeper hole)

**Mudge** · 12-30-2005, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

yea, i had no idea either. then i saw it live, right in front of me, and at first was expecting something smelling similar to my product, and it smelled literally like roses.

perhaps ugly girls poops smell bad and pretty girls poops smell great? interesting find.

Depends what you eat and the health of your digestive system.

**myCATpowerlifts** · 12-30-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

True story

How did you know about that?

**V Player** · 12-31-2005, 10:45 AM

I could have seriously sworn that beautiful girls dont shit. And if they do, its nothing but roses and vanilla bouques.

Personaly, I think God has made it to where fat, ugly girls do the pooping for the really beautiful ones. Thats why theirs smell twice as bad. So I guess they have SOME uses after all. I think that once a fat, ugly girl gets off her fat, ugly ass and works out and makes herself sexually delicious, God then rewards her by sending HER poops to the nearest fat, ugly girl.

**King Silverback** · 12-31-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by V Player

I could have seriously sworn that beautiful girls dont shit. And if they do, its nothing but roses and vanilla bouques.

Personaly, I think God has made it to where fat, ugly girls do the pooping for the really beautiful ones. Thats why theirs smell twice as bad. So I guess they have SOME uses after all. I think that once a fat, ugly girl gets off her fat, ugly ass and works out and makes herself sexually delicious, God then rewards her by sending HER poops to the nearest fat, ugly girl.

Good one BRother V!!!

**V Player** · 12-31-2005, 10:47 AM

Where ya been, brother?

**King Silverback** · 12-31-2005, 10:48 AM

Hows it goin my Friend? Have big plans for the 1st???

**King Silverback** · 12-31-2005, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by V Player

Where ya been, brother?

Have a Great and a Safe New Year my Friend!!!

**Dale Mabry** · 12-31-2005, 10:51 AM

This is what a female's shit looks like...

**V Player** · 12-31-2005, 10:51 AM

You do the same, my brother.

I have some innocent plans. I dont drink or party so I will spend it with my sister since its also her birthday. I may go out with my brother in law and look for a fight, but thats about it.

**TrojanMan60563** · 12-31-2005, 11:21 AM

The girl probably sprayed Glade rose scent in there when she was done.....I've had the misfortune of using the bathroom after quite a few women have took a dump...and shit is shit no matter how fine the ass if comes from.

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