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What famous movie quote would you say before you shot Osama Bin Laden ?
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- 12-30-2005, 06:50 PM #1FLEXecutioner
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What famous movie quote would you say before you shot Osama Bin Laden ?
I won't try to take credit for this, as I got this from another forum, and their responses had me peeing my pants.
Here's the scenario:
You happened to take a journey up into the mountains of the Middle East and had stumbled upon f#cking Osama Bin Laden takin a piss outside of his little cave, unguarded and unsuspecting.
What quote(s) would you say to him before you popped a cap in his head?
It can be a movie quote or anything you want, but whatever it is, quote the author/movie and you HAFTA end it with a *BANG*
I'll get started........
I'd say:
Me: What does the United States look like?
Osama: What?
Me: What country you from?
Osama: What?
Me: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?
Osama: What?
Me: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Osama: Yesh!
Me: Then you know what I'm saying!
Osama: Yesh!
Me: Describe what the United States looks like!
Osama: What, I-?
Me: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Osama: She's f-f-free...
Me: Go on.
Osama: She's brave...
Me: Does she look like a bitch?
Osama: What?
[I shoot Osama in shoulder]
Me: DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Osama: No!
Me: Then why you try to fuck her like a bitch, Osama?
Osama: I didn't.
Me: Yes you did. Yes you did, Osama. You tried to fuck her. And the United States don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Lady Liberty.
*BANG*
-Pulp Fiction
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- 12-30-2005, 06:52 PM #2Registered User
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- 12-30-2005, 06:54 PM #3FLEXecutioner
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"Fuck you, Ahhssole"
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You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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- 12-30-2005, 07:02 PM #4Peelosopher
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"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
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- 12-30-2005, 07:14 PM #9Peelosopher
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"Hey Osama. Misunderestimate this"
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I've got a friend who is a parole officer. A couple of times a year, they go through firearms training. (He's promised to get me a pass in next time.) Anyway, when they do the tally at the end of each round, they always ask the person how many shots they fired, then how many they hit. I can't wait until my turn.
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hmmm what was it that guy in the horse kills man video was saying while the horse mounted his buddy? i'd say that n then just shoot him if the horse didn't kill him.
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"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left the desert."
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You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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- 12-30-2005, 07:55 PM #23FLEXecutioner
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*BANG*
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CHOKE ON THAT ONE BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
-Happy GilmoreYou're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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- 12-30-2005, 10:25 PM #28FLEXecutioner
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"Osama Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen"
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"That was COOOOOOOOOOOLD BLOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEED"
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If i found him, i would not do the whole movie bit. i would say you have been feared in the eyes of many, now as i see you crouching in your own urin and begging me not to blow your fucking head off. i laugh because i am gonan do it no matter what, and i love to see your pain, i hope you can live with the fact that you did this. ohh wait you cant live i am here bang bang bang bang bang bang!!!!! bye bye bitch
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