Thread: Who invented sex?

funny shit

lol

haha good one

I thought it was the birds and the bees

That was my great grand pappy for you

You know why Italy is shaped like a boot? Because they can't fit that much shit in a shoe.

Whenever I i used to chat on IRC, and had social engineered my way to getting oped, I always asked people that question.

Example:

<BigDyl> What is Italy in the shape of?
<teh_pwnerer> a boot?
* teh_pwnerer was kicked by BigDyl (correct)

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Whenever I i used to chat on IRC, and had social engineered my way to getting oped, I always asked people that question.

Example:

<BigDyl> What is Italy in the shape of?
<teh_pwnerer> a boot?
* teh_pwnerer was kicked by BigDyl (correct)

Nerd Ghey!

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

did they ever.

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

That was my great grand pappy for you

you're Greek?

Originally Posted by Burner02

you're Greek?

only my hair dresser knows for sure