Thread: Shaq O'Neal

I don't get it.

Bullshit. lived in LA for a while. i went to alot of games. mother fucker towers my ass. And I am 6'5. Thats like saying the big show is 6'8. haha and anorexic lol

Originally Posted by NEW_IN_THE_GAME

Bullshit. lived in LA for a while. i went to alot of games. mother fucker towers my ass. And I am 6'5. Thats like saying the big show is 6'8. haha and anorexic lol

Congratulations.

Originally Posted by Lee Delroy

When my cousin and I went to the Lakers HQ on a detour. Shaq was there giving us a seminar on basketball. My cousin yells out," how tall are you"? Shaq replies," I am 7'0.5". My cousin mutters," Sure you are". Shaq heard this, and told us he would accept a measurement in his barefeet. So we whiped out a pen then marked it and measured it with a tape measure I had. He came a hair under the 6-11 mark on the tape. Shaq then demanded to be measured again for comfirmation. He was measured the same height again. This gave Shaq a confused look on his face, and he then sombed off to the parking-lot. So is this enough info on his height to have it changed to 6-10.75?

Didn't you sit on the bar while Arnold was doing benches presses with 600 pounds for 60 reps easily?

Ha ha . armold wasnt that strong. i remember that thread. 600 i belive for 3 strict reps. haha.

ir was it 660?

This does kind of remind me of the time I went to a Pacers game and they were playing the bulls. After the game I threw a gatorade and hit Jordan square in his forehead. Bam! He all tried to rush into the stands after me and shit. At 5'11 245lbs. all I had to do was stand up and flex my left titty once. You know, bounce it... Immediately he came to a screeching hault and raised both hands...

As he turned and yelled, " What's that coach!?! I'll be right there!" Phil was already in the tunnel so I called him a pussy. He kept going... After I saw what an overgrown pansy he was I yelled again, "Hey bitch, you've got no jumper!" All of the sudden he had balls again. His exact words, "OK Larry Bird, let's see what you've got."

So I headed down to the court. He was already standing there after running away... He rolls me a ball(I assume because he was afraid to throw it in my direction...) and I instantly punch it back striking him square in the forehead which knocks him down. He finally recovers ten minutes later and chases the ball down court to attempt his first shot.

Well being the arrogant pompous ass he is he says, " I'll take it easy on you at first." I just smile and say, "Yes, please do..." So he proceeds to make a free throw. I follow... Next he moves back to a three pointer. Easy... Now he does his average ass crossover with a turnaround J to the right. My best shot... Then the left. Can you do something a little harder please... So he proceeds to do a reverse 360 windmill jam while passing the ball between his legs! He dunked with one hand, I used both... He missed the next shot from half court.

My turn... Now you understand everyone in the crowd has stayed. The players and coaches have all come back out and are now holding up 9.5-10 cards. Nothing less would be fitting for Jordan and I... I decide to step it up. Remembering how he called me Larry and the commercials of him and Larry bounching the ball off several objects and making the basket I decided to go that route... So I make the first one easy and have him stand right under the basket. I launch the ball striking him square in the forehead and up into the basket... After he recovered ten minutes later and chased the ball down he trys to find a volunteer from the crowd. He picks a little girl. So I step in and tell him just to headbutt it in. He makes it...

Seeing he had a little skill I move on in difficulty. This time I go off the rafters, off the opposing backboard, off Boomer(Pacers mascot), off seat 173 section C (in the nose bleeds), off exit sign over exit 14, off the scoreboard, and into the basket nothing but net... Well he trys and just completely misses even hitting the rafters. What a wuss! The ball falls and smacks Rodman square in his forehead knocking him out for ten minutes. We both laugh...

I proceed to go on with this type of shot even though he doesn't stand a chance. Why? To end it quickly and for the fans of course... When it's all said and done we, or I that is, get a standing O for like three hours. Everybodys pumping their first, slammin beers, and the cheerleaders and fine women in the crowd are all throwing their panties at me. Just another day in the life of SuperFlex...

Feeling a little bad for Mikey I take off my shoes, sign them, and give them to him. This goes over well with the crowd... It was all taped by ESPN but they dare not show it. It's a highly kept secret now and even the government has stepped in to take part. 60,000 believers and everyone else doubters. It's become known as Indianapolis 1989. I was 10...

Oh yeah, True story...

who the fuck cares

Hey Superflex isn't lying. I was there. I am the one that told him not to take that shit from jordan. Damn i rememebr the look on his face. Then rodman and i getting into it. and then i got jumped by scotty pippin and dennis rodman. good thing shaq was there and saved me. thanks shaq. lol

Hey Superflex isn't lying. I was there. I am the one that told him not to take that shit from jordan. Damn i rememebr the look on his face. Then rodman and i getting into it. and then i got jumped by scotty pippin and dennis rodman. good thing shaq was there and saved me. thanks shaq. lol

Originally Posted by NEW_IN_THE_GAME

Hey Superflex isn't lying. I was there. I am the one that told him not to take that shit from jordan. Damn i rememebr the look on his face. Then rodman and i getting into it. and then i got jumped by scotty pippin and dennis rodman. good thing shaq was there and saved me. thanks shaq. lol

lol

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

I was also there, but I remember it a little differently. I'll keep it to myself

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

I was also there, but I remember it a little differently. I'll keep it to myself

Thanks for not telling about the orgy NEW IN THE GAME and I had with the cheerleaders. Oops...

Tough got jumped by all the orlando magics. But he is tough so he handled it.

Did you like touching his penis?

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

At 5'11 245lbs. all I had to do was stand up and flex my left titty once. You know, bounce it... Immediately he came to a screeching hault and raised both hands...

Thats not that big bro At least make the story exciting, like 5'11" 280 shredded, thats pretty big. I train with a guy an inch shorter and 15 pounds heavier, and he is big but still not fucking huge in my eyes.

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Thanks for not telling about the orgy NEW IN THE GAME and I had with the cheerleaders. Oops...

No problem. I'll let you brag about this one.

Originally Posted by NEW_IN_THE_GAME

Tough got jumped by all the orlando magics. But he is tough so he handled it.

Again you are correct. Doing that 3 month stay in the hospital, I healed really good and now I'm bigger, stronger and meaner and the next time it happens, I only foresee 2 months in the hospital.

Tough

Why did you whipe the pen? I don't get it...

Originally Posted by Lee Delroy

When my cousin and I went to the Lakers HQ on a detour. Shaq was there giving us a seminar on basketball. My cousin yells out," how tall are you"? Shaq replies," I am 7'0.5". My cousin mutters," Sure you are". Shaq heard this, and told us he would accept a measurement in his barefeet. So we whiped out a pen then marked it and measured it with a tape measure I had. He came a hair under the 6-11 mark on the tape. Shaq then demanded to be measured again for comfirmation. He was measured the same height again. This gave Shaq a confused look on his face, and he then sombed off to the parking-lot. So is this enough info on his height to have it changed to 6-10.75?

Originally Posted by Mudge

Thats not that big bro At least make the story exciting, like 5'11" 280 shredded, thats pretty big. I train with a guy an inch shorter and 15 pounds heavier, and he is big but still not fucking huge in my eyes.

That's why it was supposed to be funny genius...

Then you should have been 5'11" 145 if you wanted the far end of the spectrul, 245 is too in the middle.

Originally Posted by Mudge

Then you should have been 5'11" 145 if you wanted the far end of the spectrul, 245 is too in the middle.

Kevin Levrone is around 245lbs... I weigh 275lbs. with a 245lb. goal weight. But thanks for the tip. I just couldn't bring myself to say I weighed 145lbs. Not even at 10...

Shredded and dehydrated versus normal weight is a big difference. I was 2 pounds shy of 270, and didn't look like Levronne, but he is also not 5'11" nor 6'2".

Originally Posted by Mudge

Shredded and dehydrated versus normal weight is a big difference. I was 2 pounds shy of 270, and didn't look like Levronne, but he is also not 5'11" nor 6'2".

I know Mudge. I am the Mr. O you know. But that story is for another thread...

Is he not as sexy to you because he's not an exact 7'? I see you walk around with a tape measure, is height an issue with you?

Originally Posted by maniclion

Is he not as sexy to you because he's not an exact 7'? I see you walk around with a tape measure, is height an issue with you?

Height seems to be an issue with "New_IN_DA_GAME."

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