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01-06-2006, 08:11 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Wow, yup 2005 was a tough year!
The year in review for a Blonde.
January - Took new scarf back to store because
it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for
failing to print labels..... "duh"..... Bottles
won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for
hours.....power went out ! ! !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't
find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms ! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in
rainstorm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September ? Lost a TV quiz show. The capital
of California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to
peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2
days.....instructions said 1 hour per >pound and I
weigh 108 ! ! !
December - Couldn't call
911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on >the
phone ! ! !
What a year!
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01-06-2006, 08:52 AM #2Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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01-06-2006, 08:53 AM #3Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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01-06-2006, 09:02 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Lmao
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01-09-2006, 08:37 PM #6Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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01-09-2006, 08:48 PM #7Registered User
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lmfao!!!
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01-09-2006, 08:52 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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01-10-2006, 10:32 AM #9Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Jodi
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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01-10-2006, 01:25 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That must be the same chick that asked me if VACANT means LOCKED,
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-10-2006, 01:33 PM #11Forever ELITE MEMBER
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From the Ashes....
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01-10-2006, 01:51 PM #12Back from the dead
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Is Kefe running around in womens clothing? Originally Posted by maniclion
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01-10-2006, 08:33 PM #13Registered User
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no that was me Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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