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  1. 01-08-2006, 06:24 PM #1
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    How do you start your day?

    How do you usually wake up? Stand up, stretch..
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  3. 01-08-2006, 06:30 PM #2
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    i start w/a sit-up to get outta bed and then i drink no-xplode then i head off to school
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  4. 01-08-2006, 06:35 PM #3
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    Roll out of bed, and SSS.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

    4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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  5. 01-08-2006, 06:36 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Roll out of bed, and SSS.
    shit
    shower
    shave?
    "The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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  6. 01-08-2006, 06:37 PM #5
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    Ah yes, the 3 S's. Best way to start your day off, IMO.
    From the Ashes....
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  7. 01-08-2006, 06:39 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yanick
    shit
    shower
    shave?
    Always.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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  8. 01-08-2006, 06:39 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by dougnukem
    Ah yes, the 3 S's. Best way to start your day off, IMO.
    the best way is to wake up with some hot ass bitch rapping her lips around your cock! but thats just my opinion I could be wrong!
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  9. 01-08-2006, 06:39 PM #8
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    Hit Snooze

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    How do you usually wake up? Stand up, stretch..


    Ok well,


    The alarm goes off and I lose my ballance in bed and roll of the side, landing with a loud *thud* on my back, reseting all of the disks in my back that slipped from the day before doing squats with bad form. The loud thud awakens the neighbor living above who bangs on the ceiling with a broom handle they have within easy reach. I then roll around wildly, trying to detangle myself from the cover which is wrapped around me, mumifying my lower body from the neck down. After detanglment, I sprint down the hall, tripping over network cables on the floor, sending PC towers flying. I jump in the shower and proceed to wildly scrub myself for 30 seconds, then wash my hair for 30 seconds. I hop out and dry myself by running around outside naked, which drys me much faster. I sprint back inside and jump inside of some khaki's and throw on a dress shirt inside out. I put on my shoes, then lock the door and leave. I rev the engine, screetch the tires, and am off to work in a haze of tire smoke.


    phew.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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  11. 01-08-2006, 06:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    the best way is to wake up with some hot ass bitch rapping her lips around your cock! but thats just my opinion I could be wrong!
    Hey, you keep you sick fantasies of dogs to yourself!
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  12. 01-08-2006, 06:48 PM #11
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    I wake up and walk around a bit. Then I do one hour of stretching followed by another hour of breathing.

    Then I SSS, down some NO Xplode and hit the road for work.
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  13. 01-08-2006, 08:01 PM #12
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    snooze button...

    snooze....

    snooze...

    snooze...

    get up and walk around. Eat breakfast. Clean up, get dressed, go to class at 8am and u know the rest.

    Class, lift, eat, class, eat, class, eat, homework, tv, sleep, repeat
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    Quote Originally Posted by dougnukem
    Hey, you keep you sick fantasies of dogs to yourself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Roll out of bed, and SSS.
    Suck gococks off
    Suck Topolo off
    Suck yourself off
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    1) Mom, dad, or brother wakes me up

    2) I cuss like a sailor at them for waking me ( I love sleep damnit!! )

    3) Watch my sister till my folks arise out of bed. (my sister's usual wake up time is 6am. )
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  17. 01-08-2006, 09:14 PM #16
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    I jump out of bed and land flat-footed in front of the big-screen tv for 45 minutes of Tae Bo. I then jun outside and jog five miles to my gym where I'll SUPER-SET (insert muscle group here) for about an hour. I'll jog back home and pound down a protein shake and some fish caps before jumping in the shower.














    Then the alarm goes off again and I roll over, hit snooze (again), and take one last glance at my gym clothes lying int the corner of the room. "fuck it... I'll work out sometime this afternoon..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    I jump out of bed and land flat-footed in front of the big-screen tv for 45 minutes of Tae Bo. I then jun outside and jog five miles to my gym where I'll SUPER-SET (insert muscle group here) for about an hour. I'll jog back home and pound down a protein shake and some fish caps before jumping in the shower.













    Then the alarm goes off again and I roll over, hit snooze (again), and take one last glance at my gym clothes lying int the corner of the room. "fuck it... I'll work out sometime this afternoon..........

    ROFL, I've done that before; dreamed that I had woken up and went lifting, and hit my 1 rep max which was like 30 LB's more than I planned on doing.





    Then I woke up and cried... wrote a song... cleaned the razor...
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    rub one off then jump in the shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    From the Ashes....
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    straight out of bed and get me 2 cups of nonfat milk, with 100 grams of oats and 2 scoops of whey. Then I get on here and see who I can fuck with.
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    Get up take care of the 3 S's and then hug my three boys for about 15 minutes, while they wake up, then it is off to school for the whol lot. My wife is a teacher as well.
    "Everyone wants to win but not everyone is willing to prepare to win" Bobby Knight
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildog88
    Get up take care of the 3 S's and then hug my three boys for about 15 minutes, while they wake up, then it is off to school for the whol lot. My wife is a teacher as well.
    you have 3 testicles?
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    I take my morning piss for about 2 minutes, then I do jazzercises in front of the mirror
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildog88
    Get up take care of the 3 S's and then hug my three boys for about 15 minutes, while they wake up, then it is off to school for the whol lot. My wife is a teacher as well.
    How you like that gig? With both of you being teachers? My wife and I have talked about going that route when I retire from the AF in 10 years.
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