Originally Posted by Jodi
Don't hate.
You shouldn't take anything in open chat to heart, 99% of us are pussy-whipped anyway. Talking trash is fun, that is what the internet is for. Post a humorous anecdote if you have one. I got a great one. One time, less than a year ago, this girl and I had been seeing each other. I warned her that it had been a while. Anyway, we dry hump for an hour, wtf am I in high school again. So we actually start the act, and about 3 minutes later, I am done. I roll over, and she goes, "*sigh* That was it?" I said yeah, and went to bed. I made up some lame excuse that I hadn't had sex in a long time, but in truth, I was about to climax with all of the dry humping. My punishment was that I had to cuddle, but what did I care, I was going to be asleep in like 5 minutes anyway.




You guys are some of the most disrespectful, arrogant and ignorant men I know.
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