I just hang my cat over the laundry post keeping him there by tying his tail to it and keeping him hung there upside down until he appologizesOriginally Posted by Witmaster
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
I just hang my cat over the laundry post keeping him there by tying his tail to it and keeping him hung there upside down until he appologizesOriginally Posted by Witmaster
Invite a bunch of 10-year-olds over and tell them it's a Piņata.Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson


I wish I had cataracts now.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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