Thread: Rednecks

"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in
his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did
the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
! "Merry Christmas, Buddy!"

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)



Tough

lol