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01-22-2006, 02:52 PM #1the unbanned
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The plane is about to crash
The captain of the plane gets on the PA: "lady's and gentlemen we are losing altitude so we have to start throwing out luggage out to maintain altitude".
20 minutes latter the captain gets on the PA and says: "we are still losing altitude so we are going to have to throw out all extra baggage including pets and all personal items".
Finally 15 min later the Captain gets on the PA and says: "We have to start throwing out people and we will start in alphabetical order, so we will start with African Americans".
A little girl says to her mother: "mommy we are next we are black".....no honey her mother says, today we are niggers.
This joke is intended to offend anyone who takes offence to it....
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01-22-2006, 03:36 PM #4the unbanned
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43 mins!
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01-22-2006, 03:37 PM #5Registered User
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having phone sex so it took me extra time to bitch about the plagiarism going on here...
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01-22-2006, 03:37 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You racist bastard, how could you, I can't even begin to......
Ok now that, thats out of the way.....
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01-22-2006, 03:38 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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nice.
Reminds me of the chappelle clip, "the niggar family"
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01-22-2006, 03:38 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I think he's afro dude, its ok.
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01-22-2006, 03:38 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I put an apology at the bottom of the thread.....
And I am 1/4 African American if that matters...
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01-22-2006, 03:39 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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got a black grand pappy?
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01-22-2006, 03:39 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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My father is mixed and my mother is white and Hispanic.
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01-22-2006, 03:39 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Ohh, I don't care thought it was funny. I was just messing around because I figured someone will bitch about it. Figured I would cut them off at the pass.
Sorry, I try to be funny but im not
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heheheh good joke
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my daughter loves dave chapelle n chris rock i think it was one of them that does a bit about the difference between a house slave and a field slave. now she acts like she is a house slave when i ask her to do something. she can impersonate people eerily well my fav she does is elizabeth hurley.
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fucking racist
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01-22-2006, 03:40 PM #17Registered User
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Racist
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01-22-2006, 03:40 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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It would have been better if she would have said, "No son, all the crackers and honkeys go before us n*****s.
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01-22-2006, 03:40 PM #19the unbanned
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I'm part black too!
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01-22-2006, 03:41 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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yes that punch line is funnier. a friend of mine in vegas told me all kinds of cracker jokes i wish i could remember them.
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Racist prick.
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01-22-2006, 03:41 PM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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This message is hidden because Musclepump is on your ignore list
I love this IGGY, it keeps out all the negative people.
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My 1/8th black side says
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01-22-2006, 03:42 PM #24Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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next week I will be 1/4 asian, when I tell that joke..
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my mothers mothers mother was black yo!
first flight when people actually want Arabs on board!!! lol
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01-22-2006, 03:43 PM #26Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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He also posted there. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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01-22-2006, 03:43 PM #27Registered User
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True story Originally Posted by MyK
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01-22-2006, 03:47 PM #28the unbanned
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
He also posted there.
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01-22-2006, 03:50 PM #29Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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http://ironmagazineforums.com/showpo...2&postcount=20 Originally Posted by MyK
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01-22-2006, 03:54 PM #30the unbanned
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http://ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=59457 Originally Posted by min0 lee
see posts 7 - 12!
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