Thread: Be Honest Lads

Only one is my limit dear friend. After 1 drink, I get hot flashes then I fall asleep instantly.

Originally Posted by Shae

Only one is my limit dear friend. After 1 drink, I get hot flashes then I fall asleep instantly.

So when do you want ot go out.

All the way drunk.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

So when do you want ot go out.

I am not even gonna retaliate on that one.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

All the way drunk.

Dale is known to drink so much that he will actually sleep with women.



True Story

Originally Posted by Shae

I am not even gonna retaliate on that one.

I still have 8 beers here.....I promise I wont take advantage of you.

I dont drink!

Originally Posted by Shae

Only one is my limit dear friend. After 1 drink, I get hot flashes then I fall asleep instantly.

ItS CUZ UR A FAT COW!!!!!! WANNA ?

Originally Posted by KEFE

ItS CUZ UR A FAT COW!!!!!! WANNA ?

Shut it you pathetic skinny geek

I just love it when people fight over me. It makes me feel like I am wanted.

U R

Originally Posted by Shae

I just love it when people fight over me. It makes me feel like I am wanted.

The things I would do with those D cups

I Luv U Shae

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

The things I would do with those D cups

I know you would fill them up when you put the bra on.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

All the way drunk.

just how did I know you would respond to your favorite type of thread. Drunk ass BITCH

Well.... Seeing as how this questions is somewhat subjective to the person, thier tolerance, and thier environment. I like to use this slightly modified scale from Tuckermax.com:

The Tucker Max Drunk Scale
"Buzzed" is after a few beers, when I can feel the alcohol affecting me, but I think I can still drive reasonably well. My brain generally works like normal, though perhaps a little slow.

"Inebriated" is when I start feeling good, but I know my ability to drive is impaired, and so I give the keys away. I begin to doubt my ability to make good judgments. I am usually a much nicer person at this stage of drunkenness, though this changes quickly.

"Drunk" is when I start feeling overly confident about myself and all of my abilities, I argue about who drives, but eventually give the keys up anyway. Other people begin to seem much funnier and more interesting. This is also when the ability to socialize in an appropriate manner starts breaking down.

“Hammered” is typically a transitional stage where motor skills and social graces tend to fade into obscurity and uncoordinated touchy-feely “I love everybody and you’re next” instincts rise to the surface. The not-so-hot chicks begin to look significantly more appealing despite my friends attempts to ward me off from any attempts to talk to Quasimoto.

"Fucked-in-half" (aka "Shit-housed") is when I believe that my abilities have become nearly superhuman, that I am the best looking man in my geographical area, and that that hunchback girl over by the bar is really hot too. As far as I am concerned, there is no road, policeman, or possibly even army, that can contain me. It is at this point that I cannot differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so I just say whatever I feel like. Quasimoto and I are steadfastly becoming "the flavor of the night"

"Tucker Max" is the ultimate drunk stage. Never mind about operating heavy machinery; I have trouble figuring out door knobs. The only benefit is that I don't have to worry about driving because I can't even find my keys. Any of several things can happen at Tucker Max Drunk. I can:
-black out;
-hook up with ugly or fat girls;
-fail to hook up with hot girls because I pass out on them;
-vomit uncontrollably;
-make loud, boisterous, and thoroughly untruthful claims about my achievements;
-commit myself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that I have no way of covering;
-claim to be an renowned expert on things I could not begin to explain when sober;
-start fights with small, defenseless people;
-break things;
-become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them;
-say anything, no matter how offensive or mean, to anyone, no matter how helpless or undeserving;
-wake up somewhere that I have never seen before, and do not recognize;
-have long and involved conversations over important topics that I have no recollection of the next day

I don't like drinking for a few reasons.

1. I'd rather not drink at all than have a few beers.

2. When I start drinking, I can't stop.

3. Literally, when i start drinking, I can't stop.

4. For some reason, I have alcohol in my genes. So when I don't drink for like 6 months, i get buzzed pretty fast, but I drink all night long.

5. I get the WORST hangovers of all time. (this New Years I was hungover for 3 days....literally) And I hate hangovers more than anythingn in life.

6. I get god awful beer goggles when I booze. Actually, I have bad sober goggles, period. So when I drink, any chick with a heartbeat starts lookin good.

Tis why I rarely drink

Originally Posted by Flex

I don't like drinking for a few reasons.

1. I'd rather not drink at all than have a few beers.

2. When I start drinking, I can't stop.

3. Literally, when i start drinking, I can't stop.

4. For some reason, I have alcohol in my genes. So when I don't drink for like 6 months, i get buzzed pretty fast, but I drink all night long.

5. I get the WORST hangovers of all time. (this New Years I was hungover for 3 days....literally) And I hate hangovers more than anythingn in life.

6. I get god awful beer goggles when I booze. Actually, I have bad sober goggles, period. So when I drink, any chick with a heartbeat starts lookin good.

Tis why I rarely drink

You have bad beer goggles? You should have seen the fatty I took home last New Years, and damn was it good.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

You have bad beer goggles? You should have seen the fatty I took home last New Years, and damn was it good.

yea, I made out with a chick in the bar on saturday, I hate it when I do that.

I used to work with her, I took her into a quiet corner of the bar to "talk" and we started making out I told her that I fantasized about her sucking my cock, she then told me that she wanted to fuck me from the first moment she saw me. I said "how does this week sound". she said "good" and gave me her number. she then looks at me and says "but dont call me too soon because it will turn me off" some chicks are so retarded!

I drink very little because my ability to process alcohol is almost gone these days...

When I was 21, I could drink whiskey and beer all night, set down the bottle
when the alarm clock goes off, smoke a cigarette while putting on my sweats
on the way out of the building, and go for a five mile run...

After which I would eat breakfast, and then be sober...

Now If I drink six beers I will be hung over for two days
(as if I had food poisoning)

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I drink very little because my ability to process alcohol is almost gone these days...

When I was 21, I could drink whiskey and beer all night, set down the bottle
when the alarm clock goes off, smoke a cigarette while putting on my sweats
on the way out of the building, and go for a five mile run...

After which I would eat breakfast, and then be sober...

Now If I drink six beers I will be hung over for two days
(as if I had Banana poisoning)

True Tale

If i'm watching a game with my bros then I'll have few beers, but if it's at a club or bar then thats a different story. I get really wasted to the point you dont remember what happened that night or who this bitch is next to you in bed.

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

True Tale

Banana's are not poison!



They're GOLD Jerry, GOLD!

I don't drink very often....only on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And I am very specific with what I drink. I'll only drink beer, wine, and hard alcohol. I also like to limit the amount of booze I drink in one sitting, so I'll keep it to 6-8 drinks at a time. I usually only drink on special occasions too...like, it's night time. A man's got to know his limits.

Originally Posted by MyK

yea, I made out with a chick in the bar on saturday, I hate it when I do that.

I used to work with her, I took her into a quiet corner of the bar to "talk" and we started making out I told her that I fantasized about her sucking my cock, she then told me that she wanted to fuck me from the first moment she saw me. I said "how does this week sound". she said "good" and gave me her number. she then looks at me and says "but dont call me too soon because it will turn me off" some chicks are so retarded!

So Topolos cross dressing again. He fools everyone with that one.

I drink till i tell my friends i have no money .... then i hit on a fat girl for more drinks

Good Shit.