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ForemanRules and BigDyl stories here...

OK everybody here knows how tight Foreman and ehomomo are... What you don't know is how it all began. While I was boning BigDyl's momma she let me in on the story...

See Foreman was what most of us call a loser growing up. You know, the kid who ate his boogers and stuff. He had the big coke bottle glasses, walked with a limp, and carried the pink barbie backpack with Malibu Stacy in the front pocket. You know the type...

Well according to BD's momma he was a little rebel. He already wore the black ninja suit and painted his finger and toe nails black. She says Foreman was is favorite target... Everyday he'd be waiting for Foreman to walk by on his way to the bus stop. One day he'd be behind a big rock, the next a bush(only bush he's ever touched...), and yet another day up in a tree. Poor little Foreman had it rough...

BD's momma told me about the time he was up in the tree waiting on Foreman to walk past and swung down from a branch striking Foreman square in the forehead! She says that's why it's so big today...


TO BE CONTINUED... I'M TIRED!