Thread: i think im screwd, i dont know what to do now.

Are you white or black?

ummm yea i'm backing away from this topic slowly

im kinda orange, how is this gonna help me?

Originally Posted by seven11

when i was 14 i was fishing in the woods, and suddenly some crazy sect came riding on horses into my village killing all the man, including my dad and my mom. after that they took me and other children to some wheel, that i pushed till i became 22. after that some crazy old fart, bought me and started teaching me kung fu and shit. so i started fighting, you just for fun, killing people and shit. so one day i ran away, and suddenly i was chased by some wolfes and fell into a cave. and there i found a cool sword, that some huge ass sceleton was holding. so after a couple of years i met a mexican who was a pretty good archer, and some fine chick who loved to steal. then i found the fucker that killed my mom. i came into his castle, while they where having an orgy, and started going ape shit on his homies. killing some of them, even pouring like 20 gallons of soup on some of those bitches, but the bad thing is the main guy, transformed into a snake and escaped. now he is pissed and wants to kill me. im sitting here with my mexican homie and kinda trying to build some dumbass traps to kill his army, shit i need grandes.

"Who is Conan the Barbarian"



"I'll take "Arnold Movies" for $1,000, please, Alex."

Originally Posted by seven11

man its been a messed up life, and i think im gonna pay for it.

ok, this is what happend. when i was 14 i was fishing in the woods, and suddenly some crazy sect came riding on horses into my village killing all the man, including my dad and my mom. after that they took me and other children to some wheel, that i pushed till i became 22. after that some crazy old fart, bought me and started teaching me kung fu and shit. so i started fighting, you just for fun, killing people and shit. so one day i ran away, and suddenly i was chased by some wolfes and fell into a cave. and there i found a cool sword, that some huge ass sceleton was holding. so after a couple of years i met a mexican who was a pretty good archer, and some fine chick who loved to steal. then i found the fucker that killed my mom. i came into his castle, while they where having an orgy, and started going ape shit on his homies. killing some of them, even pouring like 20 gallons of soup on some of those bitches, but the bad thing is the main guy, transformed into a snake and escaped. now he is pissed and wants to kill me. im sitting here with my mexican homie and kinda trying to build some dumbass traps to kill his army, shit i need grandes. WHAT DO I DO, HELP!!!!!

Your only hope is to expose yourself as GAY and
come out of the closet...

STOP LIVING THE LIE!

Originally Posted by seven11

im kinda orange

Racist.

Originally Posted by seven11

im sitting here with my mexican homie and kinda trying to build some dumbass traps to kill his army, shit i need grandes.

The first thing you need to do is quit worring about $$$ and start looking for some grenades.

Originally Posted by seven11

man its been a messed up life, and i think im gonna pay for it.

ok, this is what happend. when i was 14 i was fishing in the woods, and suddenly some crazy sect came riding on horses into my village killing all the man, including my dad and my mom. after that they took me and other children to some wheel, that i pushed till i became 22. after that some crazy old fart, bought me and started teaching me kung fu and shit. so i started fighting, you just for fun, killing people and shit. so one day i ran away, and suddenly i was chased by some wolfes and fell into a cave. and there i found a cool sword, that some huge ass sceleton was holding. so after a couple of years i met a mexican who was a pretty good archer, and some fine chick who loved to steal. then i found the fucker that killed my mom. i came into his castle, while they where having an orgy, and started going ape shit on his homies. killing some of them, even pouring like 20 gallons of soup on some of those bitches, but the bad thing is the main guy, transformed into a snake and escaped. now he is pissed and wants to kill me. im sitting here with my mexican homie and kinda trying to build some dumbass traps to kill his army, shit i need grandes. WHAT DO I DO, HELP!!!!!

The idiot is back again

Taco Bell has all the Grandes you'll ever need, I think if you show up with an authentic Mexican you get a discount or extra hot sauce.

need i post more

Originally Posted by carlito cool

need i post more

no, you need to post less

lol finally one of you dumbasses gets it, but hey im ok i killed those guys and now im gonna go visit the main dude to have talk with him at his temple


jk

Those microwave burritos at 7-11 are nasty except for when you're drunk and it's 3 in the morning. So are the slim jims.

Ballocks mate, ye be fucked.

here if you want i can give you my bud's number he might can help you hes a Dr. you might know him Dr.Phil

Originally Posted by carlito cool

here if you want i can give you my bud's number he might can help you hes a Dr. you might know him Dr.Phil

Garh, Dr. Phil doesn't deal with ye psychiatric disorders. this bloak needs heavy meds and electro shock arh!

i got it at the word wheel.

Make touch explosives. easy but dangerous. Mix pure anhydrous ammonia with iodine crystals. mix in crystals until they will no longer oska up the mixture. Set on wax paper for 36 hours, then wrap in velvet. Be very careful they will blow up in your hand if you are not gentle. this is no joke my unlce in the army shows me these things. do not play with it. use wisely.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i got it at the word wheel.

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"

exactly. my plan is to buy a flat screen tv for my gym n play that movie while i work out.

Gay Shit.

Originally Posted by LexusGS

Gay Shit.

True Fable

Garh!

hey goog news bros, i killed that fucker. i came to his tample and cut his damn head of with my dads sword. he start talking some shit, to get me to be one of his pussies. but that shit dont work on me i just chop that fuckers head of, and threw it down the stairs. then i burned the hole place down.