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  1. 01-29-2006, 10:45 AM #1
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    The Pirate Club! Arrrrrrrrgh!

    Pirates are eleventy gadzillion times better than Ninja's. heres a brief list of a few reasons why!

    ditch the Ninja masks and put on an eye patch if you want to join the Pirate Club!


    Reasons why pirates are better than Ninja's

    • Ruthless and brutal
    • Wear eye patches
    • Fight with swords
    • Represented by a skull and bones
    • Obnoxious and stink horribly
    • Have large shadows from being fat
    • Launch cannonballs
    • Ride in big wooden boats
    • Put daggers in their teeth
    • Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"
    • Limp with pegged legs
    • Can be smelled before seen
    • Use rowboats
    • Drink all day long
    • Make traitors walk a wooden plank
    • Don't bother hiding, ever
    • Kill people with black powder gun
    • Have parrots on their shoulders
    • Have maps to buried treasure
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    You forgot to list anything to do with fair maidens.
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    I was going to be a pirate for halloween..maybe next time!
    I can do it

    I WILL be a size 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat
    You forgot to list anything to do with fair maidens.
    Pirates get laid all the time by fair maidens whereas Ninja's Lack any personality and wear gay headbands!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    Pirates get laid all the time by fair maidens whereas Ninja's Lack any personality and wear gay headbands!
    In that case count me in!
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    Things that Pirates do

    Though not a complete list, this will help in identifying a potential Pirate. If you should encounter a Pirate, try to stay still, as a Pirate's vision is largely movement-oriented.

    1. Drink rum.

    2. Kill.

    3. Look for lost treasure.

    4. Draw up treasure maps.

    5. Make charters outlining the Pirate way of life.

    6. Doublecross everyone.

    7. Say "ARRRRRRRRRggggh".
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    Hey, I'm in! I am a free spirit that allways explores. Sure, I don't get laid but I'm sure an abnoxious bitch.


    Where do I sign?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Hey, I'm in! I am a free spirit that allways explores. Sure, I don't get laid but I'm sure an abnoxious bitch.


    Where do I sign?
    Foreman will help you with that!


    All you have to do is drink rum all the time and wear a totally sweet eye patch!

    ARRRRRRRggh!
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    I reccon I need to find a new buddha sig and get someone to patch it.
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    Although still silly...

    I give the pirates points for creativity

    Ninja club better give away pizza and beer or be doomed -

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    I reccon I need to find a new buddha sig and get someone to patch it.

    Pirates are very peaceful Killers, and you can smell them a mile away unlike NinJa's who sneak up behind you like cowardly pieces of crap!
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    I vote this the gayest thread ever x1000
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Although still silly...

    I give the pirates points for creativity

    Ninja club better give away pizza and beer or be doomed -
    AARRRRRRRR

    any ninjas will be walking the plank!!

    AAARRRRRrrrrgghhhh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    I vote this the gayest thread ever x1000
    ya know how I know that your gay!

    because your the authority on what gay is, therefore you are gay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    ya know how I know that your gay!

    because your the authority on what gay is, therefore you are gay!


    What is the Matrix?

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man


    What is the Matrix?
    no, try again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Gay x 50,000

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    no, try again!


    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits...

    kits, cats, sacks and wives,
    How many were going to St. Ives?

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    Pirates are eleventy gadzillion times better than Ninja's. heres a brief list of a few reasons why!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaedrus
    these are my personal pirate girls! you can get bitches like this if you join the pirate club!









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    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGggggghhhhhhh!
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    They say Arrrrgh, but can they say you're GAY?
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