Do you ever lie about you age ?

**TJ Cline** · 01-31-2006, 08:00 PM

I remember telling a woman I was 29 when I was 23, just to get laid...she was 35, now that I'm getting older I'm thinking about cutting 4-5 years off my age when people ask..Also when I hit 60 I will tell everyone I'm 70 so they think I'm in amazing shape for my age.....Is this wrong???

Du · 01-31-2006, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I remember telling a woman I was 29 when I was 23, just to get laid...she was 35, now that I'm getting older I'm thinking about cutting 4-5 years off my age when people ask..Also when I hit 60 I will tell everyone I'm 70 so they think I'm in amazing shape for my age.....Is this wrong???

When it comes to getting laid, you gotta do what you gotta do.

**Lurker** · 01-31-2006, 08:05 PM

HELL NO! Ageing like fine wine.

I am 33 years old and went to pick up hubbys smokes this morning and got carded. Whatever.

**Shae** · 01-31-2006, 08:27 PM

I don't lie about my age. But back in senior year of highschool, other students mistake me for a teacher because I looked so mature for my age.

And recently at work, I got 5 people saying that I look younger than 21.

Guess it's the yoga.

**TJ Cline** · 01-31-2006, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Shae

I don't lie about my age. But back in senior year of highschool, other students mistake me for a teacher because I looked so mature for my age.

And recently at work, I got 5 people saying that I look younger than 21.

Guess it's the yoga.

Are your D cups that firm.......????
Impressive

**wetnwild** · 01-31-2006, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I remember telling a woman I was 29 when I was 23, just to get laid...she was 35, now that I'm getting older I'm thinking about cutting 4-5 years off my age when people ask..Also when I hit 60 I will tell everyone I'm 70 so they think I'm in amazing shape for my age.....Is this wrong???

Please, like she really cared about your age.

So how old are you really?? Are you sure you look as young as you think
you do?

**TJ Cline** · 01-31-2006, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

Please, like she really cared about your age.

So how old are you really?? Are you sure you look as young as you think
you do?

She was older and used trickonology to confuse my young mind....Thus rapeing my young firm body and hard cock.

true story

**Shae** · 01-31-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Are your D cups that firm.......????
Impressive

Thanks. But to get rid of the fuckin stretch marks!

I'm having pounds slowly melting away and the stretch marks look nasty.

Hey, we all get em'.

**gococksDJS** · 01-31-2006, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I remember telling a woman I was 29 when I was 23, just to get laid...she was 35, now that I'm getting older I'm thinking about cutting 4-5 years off my age when people ask..Also when I hit 60 I will tell everyone I'm 70 so they think I'm in amazing shape for my age.....Is this wrong???

I remember telling this 29 year old kid that I was actually a woman and was disease free just to get laid. Now that it has progressed into full blown AIDS, I'm thinking about telling him, but then I laugh and decide not to. Is this wrong?

**TJ Cline** · 01-31-2006, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Shae

Thanks. But to get rid of the fuckin stretch marks!

I'm having pounds slowly melting away and the stretch marks look nasty.

Hey, we all get em'.

My saliva fades stretch marks

**TJ Cline** · 01-31-2006, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I remember telling this 29 year old kid that I was actually a woman and was disease free just to get laid. Now that it has progressed into full blown AIDS, I'm thinking about telling him, but then I laugh and decide not to. Is this wrong?

**Shae** · 01-31-2006, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

My saliva fades stretch marks

**gococksDJS** · 01-31-2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

**The Monkey Man** · 02-01-2006, 08:08 AM

I have lied to get an older woman, a younger woman, into bars, to be sold alcohol, to get into R-rated movies, and on a job application...

**KentDog** · 02-01-2006, 10:23 AM

I have been using a fake ID since my junior year in high school to score booze or to get into bars (I'm on fake#3). I have also lied a couple years to try to get on older women as well.

**Tough Old Man** · 02-01-2006, 10:32 AM

All the time. last Friday night while out witha buddy, I told everyone I came in contact with that it was my birthday. Perfect as I was bought drinks three times that night. Works for me

**gococksDJS** · 02-01-2006, 10:58 AM

I have told girls that I had feelings for them, but was afraid of getting hurt just so I could have some sex.

**The Monkey Man** · 02-01-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I have told girls that I had feelings for them, but was afraid of getting hurt just so I could have some sex.

And your saying that was the behavior of an immature person!? -

**gococksDJS** · 02-01-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

And your saying that was the behavior of an immature person!? -

I don't know. Ask your mother if she thinks i'm immature.

**The Monkey Man** · 02-01-2006, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I don't know. Ask your mother if she thinks i'm immature.

She said "yes"

Wow, harsh... I was willing to at least give you a chance -

**TJ Cline** · 02-01-2006, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I have told girls that I had feelings for them, but was afraid of getting hurt just so I could have some sex.

classic

**Steele20** · 02-01-2006, 11:51 AM

talking about getting laid, got a chick naked on my bed last night, after 4 hours of work. And no condoms. I'm depressed.

**gococksDJS** · 02-01-2006, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

She said "yes"

Wow, harsh... I was willing to at least give you a chance -

Defend myself against what? A comment made by someone I don't know whose opinion I don't care about?

**Tough Old Man** · 02-01-2006, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Defend myself against what? A comment made by someone I don't know whose opinion I don't care about?

Like pops told you, don't take shit from no one. So you tell um

**Dale Mabry** · 02-23-2006, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Defend myself against what?

taking it up the ass.

**Mudge** · 02-24-2006, 12:14 AM

I'm fortunate enough that most people think I'm 3-4 years younger than I really am.

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