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02-01-2006, 03:16 PM #1Moderator MODERATOR
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15). "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile.
14). "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate
a worthless document."
13). "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12). "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't
know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
11). "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
10). "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh! ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
9). "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
8). "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7). "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey crap."
6). "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
5). "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
4). "Just how big were those two beers?"
3). "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
2). "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
1). "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."
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02-01-2006, 03:36 PM #2Pic is at 263-14% jan 06
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These are my dreams, which I must make reality!
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02-01-2006, 04:54 PM #3the unbanned
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I think being a cop would be a great job! but then you realize that you spend half your life dealing with scum and it deters you!
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Some of tizzy shit is good but tha rizzy is plain GAY.
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02-01-2006, 06:22 PM #5Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Jodi
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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02-01-2006, 07:19 PM #6Back from the dead
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I couldn't be a cop. I would beat random people that pissed me off. If I saw some skinny little white kid wearing thug clothes and thick chains playing shitty music in his pimped out honda, i'd probably shoot him.
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Before or after the donuts and coffee? Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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02-01-2006, 09:56 PM #8Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Cops!! Grrrrrrrrrr
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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02-02-2006, 08:43 AM #9IDIOT SAVANT
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Why only a white kid? Originally Posted by gococksDJS
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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02-02-2006, 04:50 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Remember in Dream With The Fishes when they dose the cop and he's standing in the donut shop staring at the donuts, that's funny.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Because he is racist, he hate white people. Originally Posted by ALBOB
Why only a white kid?
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02-02-2006, 05:36 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Equal Originally Posted by ALBOB
Why only a white kid?opportunity, affirmative action.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-02-2006, 06:29 PM #13Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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This thread is funny, because I was searched by Canadian Customs & Immigration this morning!
FUCKERS
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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02-03-2006, 02:43 PM #14Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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02-03-2006, 05:29 PM #15Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
This thread is funny, because I was searched by Canadian Customs & Immigration this morning!
FUCKERS
That was me. I hope the search was as enjoyed for you as it was for me.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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02-03-2006, 05:41 PM #16Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Just 
White Oppression 
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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