:rocker: Damn, you ROCK!! :rocker:
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:rocker: Damn, you ROCK!! :rocker:
That's Mino's sister. MinO is better looking.
But, can she suck a golf cart through a garden hose?
you mean a golf ball?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
course*Quote:
Originally Posted by topolo
Golf Balls are for amatures. Golf Carts take a unique level of skill and discipline :)
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
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Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a 20 ft. garden
hose?
A: "Darling", "Sweetheart", "Precious", whatever it takes.
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Air guitar world championship....why?
Q: What do balloons and virgins have in common?
A: One prick and its gone.
Hell if I know. I just saw the oriental chick expressing herself in uninhibited fashion and I thought of you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
I See..........:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Witmaster
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, eggs or meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
A school teacher asks her class the following question, "If there are three birds sitting on a telephone line and you shoot one, how many are left?"
A kid raises his hand and says, "none".
The teacher says, "No Timmy. If there are three birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Timmy repeats his answer, "none".
The teacher replies, "No Timmy, if there were three birds and you shoot one, then there would be two left".
"No, you're wrong,” replies Timmy. "If you shoot one bird the other two will fly off."
"Well", responded the teacher, "that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking."
Timmy looks at the teacher and says, "I've got a question for you. There are three women sitting on a curb and all of them are eating popsicles. The first one is biting her popsicle, the second one is licking her popsicle, and the third one is sucking her popsicle.
Which one is married?"
The teacher thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well...I guess it would be the one sucking her popsicle."
"Wrong", said Timmy, "It's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking."
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Q: How can you tell which is the Head nurse?
A: She's the one with dirty knees
Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano?
A: Having Tulips on your organ.
I've got a job for you planting tulips!Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
Tip toe through the tulips..........hey!
Woah! There is a contest for air guitar? :eek: Now I've seen everything!
Yea, min0 was the 2005 Grand Champion :grin: