Thread: poem

An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australian's weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.



So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab.



So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.



No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best.

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get.

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!

Originally Posted by Witmaster

SHe'd kick your ass to on general principle.

I'd like that, send her over