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    What would you do if you were Rob Dimaggio for a day?

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    who would you ban, how many bottles of anabolic matrix would you get sent to your house, how many ladies numbers would you get? whatever?
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    I'd probably have to screw every super model, and eat anabolic matrix rx for breakfast.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    What would you do if you were Rob Dimaggio for a day?
    His wife.


    Oh shit, I'm gonna get banned for that.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    I'd probably have to screw every super model, and eat anabolic matrix rx for breakfast.
    With Maximum Pump on the side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by section8
    With Maximum Pump on the side.
    Did you mean to say, "With Maximum Pump inside"?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    I would use the power to move all of BigDyl's threads to different forums so that he would think he went crazy...Then I would give his IP a lifetime ban.

    Then I would smoke a shitload of crack, because I don't want that shit ruining my body, but I would only have his for a day anyway.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
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    Damn you and your rules!!!! There went my only idea.

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    What would Robert Dimaggio do
    If he was here right now,
    He'd make a plan
    And he'd follow through,
    That's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.

    When Robert Dimaggio was in Mr. Olympia,
    Competing for 1st place,
    He did a handstand and rear double bicep pose,
    While wearing a blind fold.

    When Robert Dimaggio was in the rockies,
    Fighting corrupt supplement scientists,
    He used his magical anabolic matrix rx,
    And saved the trainers muscle mass.

    So what would Robert Dimaggio do
    If he were here today,
    I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
    That's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.

    And what would Robert Dimaggio do,
    He'd PM everyone on IM,
    And tell them to unite for true
    That's what Robert Dimaggio would do.

    When Robert Dimaggio travelled through time
    To the year 3010,
    He fought the evil robot kings
    and saved the human race again

    And when Robert Dimaggio built the pyramids,
    He beat up Kubela Kong.

    Cos Robert Dimaggio doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

    So lets all get together,
    And unite to stop the banning of research chemicals
    And we'll save androgens too,
    Cos that's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.


    Cos that's what Robert Dimaggio'd dooooo,
    That's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    What would Robert Dimaggio do
    If he was here right now,
    He'd make a plan
    And he'd follow through,
    That's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.

    When Robert Dimaggio was in Mr. Olympia,
    Competing for 1st place,
    He did a handstand and rear double bicep pose,
    While wearing a blind fold.

    When Robert Dimaggio was in the rockies,
    Fighting corrupt supplement scientists,
    He used his magical anabolic matrix rx,
    And saved the trainers muscle mass.

    So what would Robert Dimaggio do
    If he were here today,
    I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
    That's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.

    And what would Robert Dimaggio do,
    He'd PM everyone on IM,
    And tell them to unite for true
    That's what Robert Dimaggio would do.

    When Robert Dimaggio travelled through time
    To the year 3010,
    He fought the evil robot kings
    and saved the human race again

    And when Robert Dimaggio built the pyramids,
    He beat up Kubela Kong.

    Cos Robert Dimaggio doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

    So lets all get together,
    And unite to stop the banning of research chemicals
    And we'll save androgens too,
    Cos that's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.


    Cos that's what Robert Dimaggio'd dooooo,
    That's what Robert Dimaggio'd do.
    So after all this, do you still remember to swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Then I would give his IP a lifetime ban.
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    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
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    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    well, if I were ANY man for 1 day...I'd probably go blind

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    Quote Originally Posted by b_reed23
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    Quote Originally Posted by b_reed23
    well, if I were ANY man for 1 day...I'd probably go blind

    No you wouldn't, you would do it once and take a nap.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    No you wouldn't, you would do it once and take a nap.
    Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Just sayin.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    No you wouldn't, you would do it once and take a nap.
    23 hours and 52 minutes is a lot of time to have left over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    23 hours and 52 minutes is a lot of time to have left over.
    Yeah, but masturbating goes to the bottom of the priorities list once completed.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Yeah, but masturbating goes to the bottom of the priorities list once completed.
    Yeah of course it does, but I was saying if you're a guy for a day, jerkin it only takes 8 minutes if you factor in 5-6 minutes of porno warmup, so you still have a lot of time left over.

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    After the nap I was thinking of hitting up some chicken wings and beer.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Then a massive shit

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