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02-09-2006, 02:14 PM #1Super Hero in Training
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26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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02-09-2006, 02:19 PM #2Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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02-09-2006, 02:23 PM #3Dookie
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Originally Posted by Burner02
I've been asked this one by two ex-girlfriends while in bed. Without skipping a beat I said YES, rolled over and went to sleep.
Maybe that's why they're ex-girlfriends...
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02-09-2006, 02:28 PM #4Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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You were being insensitive. What you should have said is, "Honey, you don't have to die for me to get another girlfriend." Originally Posted by largepkg
I've been asked this one by two ex-girlfriends while in bed. Without skipping a beat I said YES, rolled over and went to sleep.
Maybe that's why they're ex-girlfriends...So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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02-09-2006, 02:31 PM #5Dookie
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Originally Posted by DOMS
I've tried that too. Maybe I didn't say it in a sensitive enough voice because my face still hurts to this day.
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02-09-2006, 02:33 PM #6Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Didn't she understand that it could've been the three of you? That's your problem. She probably thought she'd have to leave. Originally Posted by largepkg
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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02-09-2006, 02:39 PM #7Dookie
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Originally Posted by DOMS
You know my ex so well! She rode the little yellow bus.
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02-09-2006, 02:41 PM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Was she retarded hot?
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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02-09-2006, 02:45 PM #9Dookie
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The more retarded they are the hotter they become. She started to read and I lost all interest. Originally Posted by DOMS
Ladies. I love you all!
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02-09-2006, 02:46 PM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I take it that you don't watch Drawn Together?
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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02-09-2006, 02:50 PM #11Dookie
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Explain the nature of the show. I'm not big on knowing the title of the program I'm watching. I'm the ultimate short attention span TV surfer. Originally Posted by DOMS
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02-09-2006, 02:55 PM #12Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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It's on Comedy Central (and the Internet). It's a cartoon "reality" show.
So very wrong, but so very funny.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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02-09-2006, 03:00 PM #13Dookie
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Originally Posted by DOMS
No Sir, never watched it. I see it's on tonight. I'll try to catch it if I can keep my eyes open that long.
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02-09-2006, 03:01 PM #14Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Try and get episode two or three (I can't remember) of season 1. That's the episode that I quoted from.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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02-09-2006, 03:04 PM #15Dookie
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I assume in reference to "is she retarded hot"? I can only imagine how sick it is. Originally Posted by DOMS
I can't wait!
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02-09-2006, 03:07 PM #16Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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"She's not just hot! She's retarted hot!"
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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about another group that actually does something
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