God!!

**kenwood** · 02-09-2006, 05:27 PM

i fucking hate my mom...we were in fiesta tonight and i was getting a hair cut and i asked the lady that worked their how much it costs to get a tan and she said $5 an i asked my mom if i could try it and she said no the dumb bitches started that shit b/c their were to f'n lazy to go outside...she told me next time my dad went to go with him...god damn i was already their and had the money and stuff and and she wouldnt lemme

**LexusGS** · 02-09-2006, 05:32 PM

That's gay.
And you're GAY!

**kenwood** · 02-09-2006, 05:37 PM

thabks

**kenwood** · 02-09-2006, 05:42 PM

god it would of only took 5min. of her damn precious time

**topolo** · 02-09-2006, 05:46 PM

I love your mom

**TJ Cline** · 02-09-2006, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

i fucking hate my mom...we were in fiesta tonight and i was getting a hair cut and i asked the lady that worked their how much it costs to get a tan and she said $5 an i asked my mom if i could try it and she said no the dumb bitches started that shit b/c their were to f'n lazy to go outside...she told me next time my dad went to go with him...god damn i was already their and had the money and stuff and and she wouldnt lemme

In 15 years you will realise you should kiss your moms feet and thank her for giving up her life so that you could live...

Now shut up you little bitch

**BigDyl** · 02-09-2006, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

In 15 years you will realise you should kiss your moms feet and thank her for giving up her life so that you could live...

Now shut up you little bitch

Screw you dad!

**kenwood** · 02-09-2006, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

In 15 years you will realise you should kiss your moms feet and thank her for giving up her life so that you could live...

Now shut up you little bitch

i dont care shes still a little stupid fat bitch

**LexusGS** · 02-09-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

i dont care shes still a little stupid fat bitch

Just like you.

**TJ Cline** · 02-09-2006, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

i dont care shes still a little stupid fat bitch

Wow if my kid said that I would cut off their trust fund and they could see how hard life really was.

**LexusGS** · 02-09-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Wow if my kid said that I would cut off their trust fund and they could see how hard life really was.

Rizzles, how the fuck do you know shit about real life? I thought you was a 15 year old geek.

**TJ Cline** · 02-09-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by LexusGS

Rizzles, how the fuck do you know shit about real life? I thought you was a 15 year old geek.

True story

**CRASHMAN** · 02-09-2006, 06:35 PM

This is my violin. It's playin my heart bleeds for you.

Not like one tans going to do anything for you anyway. you sit in an uncomfortable ass bed which 500 other naked people were just in and sit there and sizzle it sucks... your mom's right. Go outside and save your money for supps.

**kenwood** · 02-09-2006, 06:39 PM

do the instant tan stuff really work?

**LexusGS** · 02-09-2006, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

do the instant tan stuff really work?

Are you stupid?

**min0 lee** · 02-09-2006, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

i fucking hate my mom...we were in fiesta tonight and i was getting a hair cut and i asked the lady that worked their how much it costs to get a tan and she said $5 an i asked my mom if i could try it and she said no the dumb bitches started that shit b/c their were to f'n lazy to go outside...she told me next time my dad went to go with him...god damn i was already their and had the money and stuff and and she wouldnt lemme

My mother once whipped me with a 1 inch extension cord leaving me all bruised up with 7 black and blues, then right after that she made me disrobe and threw me out on the terrace for all my freinds to see me naked......I was only 10.

I can feel your pain.

**myCATpowerlifts** · 02-09-2006, 06:42 PM

Hey man; their is this huge thing just outside our atmosphere ( roughly a lightyear away ) called the Sun. It's the reason your alive. Check that big boy out sometime.

**BigDyl** · 02-09-2006, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

Hey man; their is this huge thing just outside our atmosphere ( roughly a lightyear away ) called the Sun. It's the reason your alive. Check that big boy out sometime.

Not a lightyear away......1 AU away..........................................

**min0 lee** · 02-09-2006, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Not a lightyear away......1 AU away..........................................

Damn, rumor had it you were dumb....freaking lier's.

**Doublebase** · 02-09-2006, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

do the instant tan stuff really work?

yes. put it on right before bed and go to sleep.

**Doublebase** · 02-09-2006, 06:57 PM

dont' get water near it or it will streak. so dont' wash anything after you put it on.

**kenwood** · 02-09-2006, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Doublebase

yes. put it on right before bed and go to sleep.

my friend suggested it to me..i apalogized to ma mom and i asked her to get me some instant tan stuff while i'm at school and she said she would

**Doublebase** · 02-09-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

my friend suggested it to me..i apalogized to ma mom and i asked her to get me some instant tan stuff while i'm at school and she said she would

good job.

**min0 lee** · 02-09-2006, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

my friend suggested it to me..i apalogized to ma mom and i asked her to get me some instant tan stuff while i'm at school and she said she would

While your at it give her a hug and tell her you love her, it will make her day.

**LexusGS** · 02-09-2006, 07:56 PM

**section8** · 02-09-2006, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

While your at it give her a hug and tell her you love her, it will make her day.

Good Suggestion, he shouldn't hate on his moms like that.

**Mudge** · 02-09-2006, 08:39 PM

You aren't going to get tan in one day unless you are tan already. So really there is nothing to 'try,' if you are really white you wont even see it start to build for a couple weeks of constant tanning.

**Mudge** · 02-09-2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

my friend suggested it to me..i apalogized to ma mom and i asked her to get me some instant tan stuff while i'm at school and she said she would

Good! Now instead of skin cancer, you can smell strange.

**gococksDJS** · 02-09-2006, 08:53 PM

If I ever have a kid who gets mad because I don't let him go tan for 5 minutes, I'm going to do him a favor and kick the living shit out of him.

**fufu** · 02-10-2006, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by kenwood

my friend suggested it to me..i apalogized to ma mom and i asked her to get me some instant tan stuff while i'm at school and she said she would

Why oh why would you put that orange shit on your skin? Unless you are competing in a body building competition I would highly recommend you don't use that stuff - you will look like an oompa loompa.

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