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02-13-2006, 08:57 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Another Joke
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up...Fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say that
in front of the other kids!"
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i am starting to see a pattern here ..i suppose u didn't vote for Bill in 92/93?
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actually I did, I just thought the jokes were funny.
Originally Posted by oaktownboy
i am starting to see a pattern here ..i suppose u didn't vote for Bill in 92/93?
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02-13-2006, 01:37 PM #7Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by oaktownboy
i am starting to see a pattern here ..i suppose u didn't vote for Bill in 92/93?
BANNED!!! (Reason: Yes he did!!!!!!!!)Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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HHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Shit, these get better and better. good shit Rob.
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