Aliens come to earth

**TJ Cline** · 02-13-2006, 03:33 PM

If aliens came to earth right now what would happen????

**BigDyl** · 02-13-2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If aliens came to earth right now what would happen????

This should be a poll.

My brain would explode or

I'd turn them into Emo ET's.

**TJ Cline** · 02-13-2006, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

This should be a poll.

My brain would explode or

I'd turn them into Emo ET's.

It is a poll, and I have another "poll" for you.

**DOMS** · 02-13-2006, 03:40 PM

Aliens are already here. One of them just tried to sell me some oranges.

**BigDyl** · 02-13-2006, 03:44 PM

The real problem will be with the racism against aliens.

Aliens will be opressed, but then gain civil rights.

That or they could get fed up and drop some anti matter plasma bombs on the planet.

**BigDyl** · 02-13-2006, 03:45 PM

I always read how an advanced race could only survive so long if the were a peaceful race that did not kill itself, or at least evolve into such a race.

I still think it's possible for them to be evil though...

**NeilPearson** · 02-13-2006, 03:50 PM

They'd take one look at this planet and the government systems and leave since there is obviously no intelligent life.

**TJ Cline** · 02-13-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

Aliens are already here. One of them just tried to sell me some oranges.

**DOMS** · 02-13-2006, 04:08 PM

Good Target

**topolo** · 02-13-2006, 04:13 PM

this thread is gheyness personified

**Flex** · 02-13-2006, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If aliens came to earth right now what would happen????

It'd be hunting season.

**Tough Old Man** · 02-13-2006, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

The real problem will be with the racism against aliens.

Aliens will be opressed, but then gain civil rights.

That or they could get fed up and drop some anti matter plasma bombs on the planet.

At least Aliens wouldn't stand out front of the white house and protest like these assholes who have nothing better to do.

Now we can bring them to Mexico and re fuel their ships with the gas of re fried beans and send them back to where ever the fuck they came from

**TJ Cline** · 02-13-2006, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by Flex

It'd be hunting season.

I'm watching that movie right now on STARZ

**Super Hulk** · 02-13-2006, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If aliens came to earth right now what would happen????

They woudlnt do that they are trying to lay low.

They are like Gods compared to us- they even defused a few of our nukes a while back

**bigss75** · 02-13-2006, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

Aliens are already here. One of them just tried to sell me some oranges.

True Story

**LexusGS** · 02-13-2006, 05:47 PM

Ahnold's bicep looks tiny in that picture.

**THEUNIT(XXL)** · 02-13-2006, 06:12 PM

Yeah and no tri's as well!

**Doublebase** · 02-13-2006, 06:40 PM

I choose the one that wouldn't suck.

**gococksDJS** · 02-13-2006, 06:57 PM

They would already have a predetermined plan before arriving here. Why travel thousands of light years just to say "hey!! We're nice aliens".

**Nate K** · 02-13-2006, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)

Yeah and no tri's as well!

He was kidding....his bi's are huge.

**TJ Cline** · 02-13-2006, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

They would already have a predetermined plan before arriving here. Why travel thousands of light years just to say "hey!! We're nice aliens".

Yes that is the question son......so what is the plan they have..

**gococksDJS** · 02-13-2006, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Yes that is the question son......so what is the plan they have..

well first off they would devour your body and send your soul to alien hell where you would endure an eternity of anal sex from their 300 mile long reproductive appendages that are covered with spikes, razor blades, jagged rocks, electrical impulses and basically anything else that is very painful. Then they would teach all of us (except Nick+, they'd kill him too) how to clone beautiful hot women who's only function was fellatio, cooking, buttsex, cleaning, lesbian group sex and more fellatio. That's pretty much what they would do.

**DOMS** · 02-13-2006, 07:38 PM

I, for one, welcome our new women-cloning overlords.

**BigDyl** · 02-13-2006, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

I, for one, welcome our new women-cloning overlords.

ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!!!1

**Flex** · 02-13-2006, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I'm watching that movie right now on STARZ

I know.

I had the crosshairs right between your eyes........but Mino told me to stand down.

**busyLivin** · 02-13-2006, 08:28 PM

I would wrap my head with aluminum foil in the shape of a hershey kiss.

**The Monkey Man** · 02-14-2006, 05:18 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If aliens came to earth right now what would happen????

All the bible thumpers would kill themselves because
the aliens would show us the technology to prove
god doesn't exist...

Or the religious folk would say the whole thing was fake
because they are intolerant of any opinion but their own -

**gococksDJS** · 02-14-2006, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

All the bible thumpers would kill themselves because
the aliens would show us the technology to prove
god doesn't exist...

Or the religious folk would say the whole thing was fake
because they are intolerant of any opinion but their own -

Or that God manifests himself as an alien because we can't ever fully understand him. He is God, afterall.

**The Monkey Man** · 02-14-2006, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Or that God manifests himself as an alien because we can't ever fully understand him. He is God, afterall.

Because the theory that god is ever changing is an easy excuse to
"NOT" explain how god exists

**Tough Old Man** · 02-14-2006, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Flex

I know.

I had the crosshairs right between your eyes........but Mino told me to stand down.

She must have found out her check for $50 wouldn't be good and thought that non payment to your could result in a double hit

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