They broke into my house last week and stole all my magic mushrooms!
CNN reports Mario and Luigi Bros have been arrested for smuggling spaghetti and meatball dishes to America from Italy using our sewage pipes causing several Americans to get ecoli.
They broke into my house last week and stole all my magic mushrooms!
Originally Posted by Mista
Yes, sources also told local police that Mario and Luigi Bros had possesion of illegal mushrooms and pipes, and were last seen goomba stomping King Koopa(Vice-King of England)


The Mario Bros. are Italian not mexican.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Cheech and Chong are Mexican not Italian.Originally Posted by maniclion
You didnt read the caption did you boob job?![]()
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I always knew they wasnts something right with them
SHUT UP AND LIFT


Tommy Chong isn't mexican yet those guys in the pictures are most likely of latino descent.Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
I was just about to say that. Those 2 dudes he posted aren't Italian; they are Hispanic.Originally Posted by maniclion
omg detectives, you are looking too deep into this.
I hate when people disect a joke as thoroughly as possible to make sure its plausable....
ITS A JOKE! lol it takes nothing more than a look and a hahah yea they look similar to the Mario Brothers....
Nothing more than that, jokes arent going to be funny when you put more thought into them than need be, which is not much...You dont need to think very hard at all to laugh at this.
Worst joke ever
Originally Posted by NeilPearson
your mom.....
ohhhh yea you like that doggy!?
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no, your faceOriginally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
^^^Originally Posted by NeilPearson
This whole thread should just never have happened


The second guy doesn't even have a full mustache, he has more beard than mustache.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
First off, the joke isn't that funny. Second, how dumb do u gotta be to post a Mario Brother joke and put up pictures of Latinos who don't even remotely look like Italians?
hahahha Im sorry, I should have known better than to make a joke in a room full of rocket scientists.
Faygits.
Originally Posted by NeilPearson
your birth should never have happend.![]()
Just because your joke was lame and didn't make any sense don't blame it on everyone else being smarter than you (even if everyone is)Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
Originally Posted by NeilPearson
Im saying that you all are looking into the joke as if its an investigation, its a fucking joke.
you are so right though, you are so smart, yessss you are a smarty arent you? omg how smart was that? God you are smart, how can I be as smart as you?
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I'm stupid and I still don't get?Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
I think this joke is meant for re-re's like myself who spin in circles and make funny hand gestures and noises(sounds alot like a rapper doesnt it?)
So unless you are a rapper, or special ed, you will not understand my joke. Thanks for your time stupids.


Who are those people. They aren't the Mario Bros?![]()
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"A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook


Here they are.![]()
"A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook


The best one.![]()
"A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook
Originally Posted by Doublebase
but but but, one of them is caucasian and the other looks Mexicanbooo fucking hooo this ruins my life...
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Now this is funny.
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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