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    The Mario Bros. have been arrested (Mugshots included)









    CNN reports Mario and Luigi Bros have been arrested for smuggling spaghetti and meatball dishes to America from Italy using our sewage pipes causing several Americans to get ecoli.

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    They broke into my house last week and stole all my magic mushrooms!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista
    They broke into my house last week and stole all my magic mushrooms!

    Yes, sources also told local police that Mario and Luigi Bros had possesion of illegal mushrooms and pipes, and were last seen goomba stomping King Koopa(Vice-King of England)

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    The Mario Bros. are Italian not mexican.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    The Mario Bros. are Italian not mexican.
    Cheech and Chong are Mexican not Italian.


    You didnt read the caption did you boob job?

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    I always knew they wasnts something right with them
    SHUT UP AND LIFT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
    Cheech and Chong are Mexican not Italian.


    You didnt read the caption did you boob job?
    Tommy Chong isn't mexican yet those guys in the pictures are most likely of latino descent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    The Mario Bros. are Italian not mexican.
    I was just about to say that. Those 2 dudes he posted aren't Italian; they are Hispanic.

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    omg detectives, you are looking too deep into this.

    I hate when people disect a joke as thoroughly as possible to make sure its plausable....

    ITS A JOKE! lol it takes nothing more than a look and a hahah yea they look similar to the Mario Brothers....

    Nothing more than that, jokes arent going to be funny when you put more thought into them than need be, which is not much...You dont need to think very hard at all to laugh at this.

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    Worst joke ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson
    Worst joke ever

    your mom.....

    ohhhh yea you like that doggy!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
    your mom.....

    ohhhh yea you like that doggy!?

    no, your face

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson
    Worst joke ever
    ^^^

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    This whole thread should just never have happened

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    The second guy doesn't even have a full mustache, he has more beard than mustache.
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    First off, the joke isn't that funny. Second, how dumb do u gotta be to post a Mario Brother joke and put up pictures of Latinos who don't even remotely look like Italians?

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    hahahha Im sorry, I should have known better than to make a joke in a room full of rocket scientists.

    Faygits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson
    This whole thread should just never have happened

    your birth should never have happend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
    hahahha Im sorry, I should have known better than to make a joke in a room full of rocket scientists.

    Faygits.
    Just because your joke was lame and didn't make any sense don't blame it on everyone else being smarter than you (even if everyone is)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson
    Just because your joke was lame and didn't make any sense don't blame it on everyone else being smarter than you (even if everyone is)

    Im saying that you all are looking into the joke as if its an investigation, its a fucking joke.

    you are so right though, you are so smart, yessss you are a smarty arent you? omg how smart was that? God you are smart, how can I be as smart as you?
    So smart.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
    Im saying that you all are looking into the joke as if its an investigation, its a fucking joke.

    you are so right though, you are so smart, yessss you are a smarty arent you? omg how smart was that? God you are smart, how can I be as smart as you?
    So smart.....
    I'm stupid and I still don't get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    I'm stupid and I still don't get?

    I think this joke is meant for re-re's like myself who spin in circles and make funny hand gestures and noises(sounds alot like a rapper doesnt it? )


    So unless you are a rapper, or special ed, you will not understand my joke. Thanks for your time stupids.

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    Who are those people. They aren't the Mario Bros?
    "A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook

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    Here they are.
    "A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook

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    The best one.
    "A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase
    Here they are.

    but but but, one of them is caucasian and the other looks Mexican booo fucking hooo this ruins my life...

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    Now this is funny.
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    WTF?


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