Thread: cowgirl joke

Cowgirl In Bar

A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into
a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back
of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When
she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders
three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know,
a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you
bought one at a time."

The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One
is in Australia, the other is in Kentucky. When we all left our
home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to
remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking
one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves
it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them
in turn.

One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the re-
gulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the
bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to
intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on
your loss."

The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just
fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the
Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected
my sisters though."

A Husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be
something in the driveway for me that goes zero to
200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in
the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set
for this Saturday.


Yep, same results if you forget 14th Feb.