help me

**kenwood** · 02-16-2006, 08:29 PM

i need a g/f ..any good pickup lines or any great advice would be great

**TJ Cline** · 02-16-2006, 08:34 PM

Tell the bitches that they look fat, that will make them feel like shit and they will want you really bad.

**kenwood** · 02-16-2006, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Tell the bitches that they look fat, that will make them feel like shit and they will want you really bad.

**bulletproof1** · 02-16-2006, 08:35 PM

**TJ Cline** · 02-16-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

When I was 20 I was out at a club. I asked this bitch to dance, she said " I don't want to dance right now" I said "no I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in that dress." Well I would love to tell you I got with that bitch but it didn't happen, but it made a good story and it kept me working on the other sluts in the club that night.

**kenwood** · 02-16-2006, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

When I was 20 I was out at a club. I asked this bitch to dance, she said " I don't want to dance right now" I said "no I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in that dress." Well I would love to tell you I got with that bitch but it didn't happen, but it made a good story and it kept me working on the other sluts in the club that night.

..i have no luck

**Flex** · 02-16-2006, 08:58 PM

"I'm Rick James, Bitch, show me yo' titties!"

**Prince** · 02-16-2006, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

i need a g/f ..any good pickup lines or any great advice would be great

www.ironmagazine.com/go/sex2

**Mudge** · 02-16-2006, 10:12 PM

Step #1
Stop looking for magic pickup lines

Step #2
Stop "needing" a girlfriend

**BigDyl** · 02-17-2006, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

www.ironmagazine.com/go/sex2

You've gotta be kidding me.

**MyK** · 02-17-2006, 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

www.ironmagazine.com/go/sex2

david deangelo is 10x better than that crap!

**Witmaster** · 02-17-2006, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by Mudge

Step #1
Stop looking for magic pickup lines

Step #2
Stop "needing" a girlfriend

**Crono1000** · 02-17-2006, 08:05 AM

41 Great Intimacy Tips for Men

http://ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=40933

**mPK** · 02-17-2006, 08:27 AM

I've got that David Deangelo stuff, its so boring, the cd series anyway. damn boring stuff. I read the book though.

**Crono1000** · 02-17-2006, 08:43 AM

it's not about pick up lines. Just be yourself, be sincere, respect her, and have lots of cash.

**NEW_IN_THE_GAME** · 02-17-2006, 09:23 AM

Tell her if you were a squirell and she was one too, you would bust a nut in her hole. tell her you lost yo number, and need hers. Say the clothes she is wearing look good but will look better in a pile next to your bed.

Or just get a girl, pickups lines do not work. Maybe it is yo attitude

**kicka19** · 02-17-2006, 11:57 AM

just pull your junk out in front of her, if shes a hoe she will be down, if shes not a hoe she will bitch at you and you know not to waste you time and money

**NeilPearson** · 02-17-2006, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

When I was 20 I was out at a club. I asked this bitch to dance, she said " I don't want to dance right now" I said "no I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in that dress." Well I would love to tell you I got with that bitch but it didn't happen, but it made a good story and it kept me working on the other sluts in the club that night.

It's you look fat in those pants....

pants rhymes with dance - that is what makes the joke work

dress doesn't rhyme with dance.

**kenwood** · 02-17-2006, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by NEW_IN_THE_GAME

Tell her if you were a squirell and she was one too, you would bust a nut in her hole. tell her you lost yo number, and need hers. Say the clothes she is wearing look good but will look better in a pile next to your bed.

Or just get a girl, pickups lines do not work. Maybe it is yo attitude

maybe it is my attitude ...or maybe i'm just shy

**Burner02** · 02-17-2006, 03:29 PM

"Hi. My name is:<insert name here>"

Simple, easy...

**kicka19** · 02-17-2006, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by kenwood

maybe it is my attitude ...or maybe i'm just shy

or maybe you will stay a virgin you whole life, its possible and probable

**Crono1000** · 02-17-2006, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Burner02

"Hi. My name is:<insert name here>"

Simple, easy...

"Hi, my name is Simple & Easy"

**Prince** · 02-17-2006, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

You've gotta be kidding me.

believe it or not they sell!

**BigDyl** · 02-17-2006, 05:38 PM

Dude you should start an IM dating service. With 100,000 members, I'm sure someone would hook up, and you could charge for it, granted I get a cut of profit.

**LexusGS** · 02-17-2006, 05:44 PM

Tell her how much you bench. It works for me. I come up to the girls.... (Hey, I can bench press 95lbs"... They go like "Wow you're strong, that's almost as much as I weight" works. Try it.

**kenwood** · 02-17-2006, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by LexusGS

Tell her how much you bench. It works for me. I come up to the girls.... (Hey, I can bench press 95lbs"... They go like "Wow you're strong, that's almost as much as I weight" works. Try it.

lol might work

**kenwood** · 02-17-2006, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by LexusGS

Tell her how much you bench. It works for me. I come up to the girls.... (Hey, I can bench press 95lbs"... They go like "Wow you're strong, that's almost as much as I weight" works. Try it.

it worked..i'm going to go see a movie w/a chick tomorrow

**KEFE** · 02-17-2006, 08:40 PM

just whip out ur wang

**LexusGS** · 02-17-2006, 08:43 PM

KEFE, WTF are you wearing in your avatar son?

**kenwood** · 02-17-2006, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by LexusGS

KEFE, WTF are you wearing in your avatar son?

holy shit wtf is he wearing?

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