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    I really think Dale is more of a bag boy, and Topolo is the most campy of them all.
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    Gaaaarrrrhhhh matey's
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    I Am The Strongest Natural Emo Ninja Aged 12 Kid You Dont Disrespect Me Son!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I Am The Strongest Natural Emo Ninja Aged 12 Kid You Dont Disrespect Me Son!!!

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    I win for best representation of a pre-teen mary.
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    "Girl, you done missed two tricks already. You best get to spirits sistah and quit your lollygaggin'...cuz Lord knows I'm tryin' to make somethin' outa you so I send Big Ben up to you."

    Oops...ok...how about this for gay:


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    hmm....now which of those beastly IM boyz are lookin' like this?:



    I'm thinkin' that Vieope is the Indian, cuz that girl can't resist a good headpiece...

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    It was my family reunion....*sniff*...*sniff* oh the fun we had......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795
    hmm....now which of those beastly IM boyz are lookin' like this?:



    I'm thinkin' that Vieope is the Indian, cuz that girl can't resist a good headpiece...

    Haha, that must have been filmed by the Brooklyn docks in the mid 70's. Too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

    The Lexus plans the robbery and goes over the plan with Super hulk in great detail.

    The robbery begins.

    Lexus drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Super hulk , "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

    "Perfectly," said Super hulk .

    He goes in the bank while Lexus waits in the getaway car (A Pinto).

    One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and Lexus is really stressing out.

    Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

    About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

    The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

    As the guys are getting away, Lexus says "I thought you understood the plan!"

    Super hulk said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"

    "No, you idiot," replied Lexus . "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
    I swithched the names to "Sasha" and "Christof"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    I switched the names to "Sasha" and "Christof"

    And emailed it out -
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee


    It was my family reunion....*sniff*...*sniff* oh the fun we had......
    Well hon, you know we understand why you had to leave the group. . .after all, every time you'd get ready to go out there on that stage, Foreman and Big Dyl would find out what you planned to be wearin', no matter how elaborate, and showed up in the same damned thang. . .and of course ya know that Foreman only dressed up hoping to score, and Big D was tryin' too hard to be the world's first emo ninja background singa. . .

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-OBfaM97...REMES%20MOTOWN

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    Thanks for the link KBM, I'm actually going through this site. Lot's of stuff I missed as a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Four IM members walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

    Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

    He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

    Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"



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