awwOriginally Posted by Vieope
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Honey, what are you doing here? You look fabolous.![]()
You crack me up darling but not in that good way.Originally Posted by kenwood
i know i do babyOriginally Posted by Vieope
you didnt just see Brokeback Mountain did you....?
I hope that movie doesnt start turning people gay....

Oooooooooooooh!
SSSSSSSSTHUPER!
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
Sweety, I was an inspiration to all that love..Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
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You are so funny that I almost broke my nails.Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Oh..my..god..


Howdy, my name's Gococks.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012



True Story
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

Oh, dah-ling Mino .. Dont feel shy, girl. You know we love you.![]()
V, sweetie. How you been? Long time no see, hun.
I... just... LOVE!! what you've done with this thread!
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
Hi VieopeOriginally Posted by Vieope
glad to see you are back!
we've all MISSED you around here.
Take care,
MyK

You guys took all the good ones, I guess I have use some quotes from Dale. He's fluently gay.

Four IM members walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.
He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.
Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
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Four gay IM members walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.
MyK says "Lets flip for it"
But then BigDyl says "No, Lets flip it over"
then Dale said "mind if I push your stool in, Gococks?"Originally Posted by min0 lee

Tough Old man hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite.
One day while taking dictation, he noticed that Tough's fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
Tough did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Vioepe, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

Dale is always the gentleman.....he's so divine.Originally Posted by MyK

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.
The Lexus plans the robbery and goes over the plan with Super hulk in great detail.
The robbery begins.
Lexus drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Super hulk , "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Super hulk .
He goes in the bank while Lexus waits in the getaway car (A Pinto).
One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and Lexus is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the guys are getting away, Lexus says "I thought you understood the plan!"
Super hulk said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," replied Lexus . "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
Howdy Boiizzzz, my name iz Bert, do you like my sssweater? It's sssaucy and fabulouss!
Who wants to Pillow fight! Dont be a meany....Turn that frowny upsside downy, my ssweater has a rainbow on it, should make you happy in the pantsies.
Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
Hi guys, I have been great! 2006 is going to be awesome.Originally Posted by MyK
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Now lets go back to talk about penis.
Hi, Im Gregory, I am a licensed doctor specializing in the male anatomy, anyone who has had sex in the last two years should probably let me inspect them for STD's....
Waaaiiiittt yes yes, you have an std, its called cooties and it comes from sleeping with girls....ever try seeing what CUMS from a man???
[bats eyelashes]
Wooopsie Daisies!
Im really good at this gay talk....scared?


They need more Rip Taylor on Will and Grace, he was just yummy.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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