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    The talking like a gay thread, not that there is anything wrong with it, ouch

    Honey, what are you doing here? You look fabolous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    kefe Honey, what are you doing here? You look fabolous.
    aww

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood
    aww
    You crack me up darling but not in that good way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    You crack me up darling but not in that good way.
    i know i do baby

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    you didnt just see Brokeback Mountain did you....?


    I hope that movie doesnt start turning people gay....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
    you didnt just see Brokeback Mountain did you....?


    I hope that movie doesnt start turning people gay....
    Sweety, I was an inspiration to all that love..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Oooooooooooooh!

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    You are so funny that I almost broke my nails.
    Oh..my..god..

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    Howdy, my name's Gococks.
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    True Story
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Oh, dah-ling Mino .. Dont feel shy, girl. You know we love you.

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    V, sweetie. How you been? Long time no see, hun.

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    I... just... LOVE!! what you've done with this thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Honey, what are you doing here? You look fabolous.
    Hi Vieope

    glad to see you are back!

    we've all MISSED you around here.

    Take care,

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    You guys took all the good ones, I guess I have use some quotes from Dale. He's fluently gay.

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    The Gay Buffet

    Four IM members walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

    Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

    He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

    Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"



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    The Gay Bar

    Four gay IM members walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.

    MyK says "Lets flip for it"

    But then BigDyl says "No, Lets flip it over"

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Four gay IM members walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.

    MyK says "Lets flip for it"

    But then BigDyl says "No, Lets flip it over"
    then Dale said "mind if I push your stool in, Gococks?"

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    Fly Left Open

    Tough Old man hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite.

    One day while taking dictation, he noticed that Tough's fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"

    Tough did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Vioepe, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

    The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    then Dale said "mind if I push your stool in, Gococks?"
    Dale is always the gentleman.....he's so divine.

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    Confused Bank Robber

    Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

    The Lexus plans the robbery and goes over the plan with Super hulk in great detail.

    The robbery begins.

    Lexus drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Super hulk , "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

    "Perfectly," said Super hulk .

    He goes in the bank while Lexus waits in the getaway car (A Pinto).

    One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and Lexus is really stressing out.

    Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

    About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

    The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

    As the guys are getting away, Lexus says "I thought you understood the plan!"

    Super hulk said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"

    "No, you idiot," replied Lexus . "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

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    Who wants to Pillow fight! Dont be a meany....Turn that frowny upsside downy, my ssweater has a rainbow on it, should make you happy in the pantsies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
    V, sweetie. How you been? Long time no see, hun.
    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    Hi Vieope

    glad to see you are back!

    we've all MISSED you around here.

    Take care,

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    Hi guys, I have been great! 2006 is going to be awesome.

    Now lets go back to talk about penis.

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    Hi, Im Gregory, I am a licensed doctor specializing in the male anatomy, anyone who has had sex in the last two years should probably let me inspect them for STD's....

    Waaaiiiittt yes yes, you have an std, its called cooties and it comes from sleeping with girls....ever try seeing what CUMS from a man???

    [bats eyelashes]

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    Wooopsie Daisies!


    Im really good at this gay talk....scared?

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    They need more Rip Taylor on Will and Grace, he was just yummy.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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