Thread: Words that don't hurt your feelings

Originally Posted by wetnwild

Ok, I think I will start a new poll. So a slut is someone who has sex with people who they find attractive, and get a long with. Good to know.
I am sure you are an expert.

By the way, I said I have/had slept with good looking guys. I didn't say
whether they were or were not my husband/boyfriends. What I was refering
to was a previous post, about single mothers. so you do read half ass as I said. my point was most men think that most women are out for money, my
point was I should have went for money. But I wasn't serious, I was joking.


All the girls that think or wish about going up to you have some attraction
to, don't you. So who are you to make such a stupid point. 1 and 1 makes a slut, whatever you say. Just so you don't get confused or the wrong idea I'm not upset, it's just when people make stupid points.

So bla bla, i have went on enough, what about you though? You
only date girls you think are uguly?

Personally I love sluts. Girls see sluts as something bad, but sluts are only bad when they are in posession of certain diseases and pass them out like gift baskets. Other than that, they are great. When I think back on some of my most fun nights in college, they involve complete sluts who I'm convinced need sperm like plants need sunlight for photosynthesis. Semensynthesis. They did stuff to me that I had only seen in videos, and I'm sure they would take comfort in the fact that 5 years later, I still beat it to them and their slutty ways whenever i'm going through a dry spell. I have never been prejudice towards any sluts, I've had fatties, asians, beautiful debutants, sluts who claim they are virgins because they only engage in ass sex, girls with beef curtains that I could swing from, tall sluts, hippy sluts who think that the vagina emits some sort of hypnotic power that will enable women to rule the world one day but my most proud accomplishment, which I will no doubt tell my future kids about when they are old enough, is that I've had twins(not at the same time). Sluts are the shit, too bad they start to disappear like the polar ice caps after your junior year of college.

Nothing about me can offend me, but if someone makes fun of someone I know it's not going to be good.

Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin

Nothing about me can offend me, but if someone makes fun of someone I know it's not going to be good.

My internet penis is bigger than yours