Reply With QuoteI would have grabbed that willy, cut it off and took it to my plastic surgeon and had part of it added to my little willy.Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
What fucking question.
What would you do if.....?(WARNING)
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02-23-2006, 11:42 PM #1Senior Member
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What would you do if.....?(WARNING)
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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02-23-2006, 11:48 PM #3Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
hahahhahah I bet you werent expecting that....
I just keep picturing someone robbing a bank and telling everyone to get down, and all of a sudden the closest guy next to him starts flopping his penis in his face hahahahhahah I think thatd be the best way to disarm him...
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You seem very interested.......
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02-24-2006, 04:41 PM #5Monochromatic Bunny
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Man I really dont think it is a good idea. I would shoot it. Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
hahahhahah I bet you werent expecting that....
I just keep picturing someone robbing a bank and telling everyone to get down, and all of a sudden the closest guy next to him starts flopping his penis in his face hahahahhahah I think thatd be the best way to disarm him...
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Is that thing real?
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I would definitely like to see that one...
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02-24-2006, 05:18 PM #8*******Labs ELITE MEMBER
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thats wat i do to mino
5'6 155lbs
bench 275x3
squat 375x2
deadlift 385x3
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
lol dont think so, its a dildo, you can see at the very last second it falls out of the zipper hole....Ive inspected many times
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02-24-2006, 05:41 PM #10Monochromatic Bunny
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I hope you are a woman. We need normal IM members for christ sake. Originally Posted by katt
I would definitely like to see that one...
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Originally Posted by Vieope
100% woman AND normal -
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02-24-2006, 05:46 PM #12Registered User
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I guess I need to take some pic's and post them
(post pics of myself - not my dog)
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I would pistol whip that thing. Then beat off.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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lol everyone would think that....but you would never see it coming, I mean you are telling everyone in the bank to get on the ground, and this guy gives you a facial of flippy floppy penis and nutsack, you would probably make a weird face and back away from the penis just like in the clip hahahah Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
the penis is scarrier than a loaded gun....
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02-24-2006, 05:58 PM #15Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
lol everyone would think that....but you would never see it coming, I mean you are telling everyone in the bank to get on the ground, and this guy gives you a facial of flippy floppy penis and nutsack, you would probably make a weird face and back away from the penis just like in the clip hahahah
the penis is scarrier than a loaded gun....
Every time I have a cock in my face, I know exactly what to do. It's an instinct. Tease.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
hahahahahhah
edit: for some reason I seen that coming....
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Why would you be robbing a bank on your knees? Or are you just that short?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-24-2006, 06:00 PM #18Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by katt
I guess I need to take some pic's and post them
(post pics of myself - not my dog)
Morty, your dog, looks nice.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
only midgets rob banks....duuuhhhhhh
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Originally Posted by maniclion
actually I have no idea what is going on in this clip....I just found it randomly, I just made up a scenario....
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I See... Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
....Ive inspected many times
Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
clip....I just found it randomly, I just made up a scenario....
Sure you did Papi chulo.
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you sure that isn't just John H introducing himself to someone?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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02-24-2006, 06:39 PM #23Monochromatic Bunny
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So we cant post boobies but..
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you can post nude women in gazer's girlies still as long as they are nice non pornal nudes.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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I know
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....posting a 15" dong flapping around is allowed. Originally Posted by Vieope
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i hate something, I just haven't figured out what yet
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how come I cant post art with vagina's in it but its OK for people to post pics of wang??
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Feel free to post your wiener! Originally Posted by Vieope
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