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  1. 02-24-2006, 12:48 PM #1
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    I need some...

    fucking pussy.

    I'm 18 and haven't yet had my first kiss. Even though i live in africa there are a few white chicks, not too hot though. I got high standards. this weekend and the next week or so, i going to zimbabwe, which has lots of hotter chicks, what should i do. I wanna get some... not dumbass suggestions, need some proper advice. and no i not gay.
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  3. 02-24-2006, 12:51 PM #2
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    I'll give you kefe's number.
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  4. 02-24-2006, 01:09 PM #3
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    STFU retard. this is serious shit.
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  5. 02-24-2006, 02:04 PM #4
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    yo. whers the million dollar advice at?
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  6. 02-24-2006, 02:23 PM #5
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    Um. Ask a chic out and try to kiss her at the end of the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mPK
    yo. whers the million dollar advice at?
    Step 1. stop saying "yo"
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  8. 02-24-2006, 02:27 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mPK
    yo. whers the million dollar advice at?
    Step 2. get her druhnk
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  9. 02-24-2006, 02:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mPK
    yo. whers the million dollar advice at?
    Step 3. Tell her anal sex isn't really sex
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  10. 02-24-2006, 02:45 PM #9
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  11. 02-24-2006, 04:07 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
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    That's a good link your brother just posted, you should read up on it.
    Can I ask why you have never kissed a girl before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    That's a good link your brother just posted, you should read up on it.
    Can I ask why you have never kissed a girl before?

    Because he's been kissing guys?
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  13. 02-24-2006, 05:12 PM #12
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    How about waiting until marriage?
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  14. 02-24-2006, 05:12 PM #13
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    I am joking of course
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  15. 02-24-2006, 05:16 PM #14
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    hey just go up to a girl and say she looks good and if it dont work keep goin up to other girls until it works tell them "let me hit that"
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    Racist......so you are too good for the black women that are all around you?
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  17. 02-24-2006, 05:18 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    Step 3. Tell her anal sex isn't really sex
    i really did that one time and it workd, no joke
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    But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    That's a good link your brother just posted, you should read up on it.
    Can I ask why you have never kissed a girl before?
    youd figure I'd get a thanks or something!
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  19. 02-24-2006, 06:33 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    youd figure I'd get a thanks or something!
    You sure he's from the same father?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kicka19
    i really did that one time and it workd, no joke
    you need to shoot for higher caliber women before you knock one of those geniuses up!
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    this is a easy way whip out ur wang
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  22. 02-24-2006, 07:35 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by KEFE
    this is a easy way whip out ur wang
    That's how I met KEFE.
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    You live in Africa? Here's what you do to get laid...

    1.) Slaughter 3 goats and bathe in their blood
    2.) Put a plate in your lip with a diameter of at least 23"
    3.) Carry around at least 4 spears of varying size and sharpness.
    4.) Stand on one leg when not moving
    5.) Sell your daughters for wool, chickens and corn.
    6.) Engage in civil war with the other primitive settlements that live around you.
    7.) Believe that the only sources for love, food, happiness, water and rain come from ritualistic dances where you and the other villagers whip each other with papyrus leaves.
    8.) Scale 100ft. trees wearing nothing but a loin cloth, disturb a colony of 6 million killer bees, claim their honeycomb as your booty then climb down.



    From what i've seen in National Geographic, this is how you get laid like a mother fucker in Africa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    You live in Africa? Here's what you do to get laid...

    1.) Slaughter 3 goats and bathe in their blood
    2.) Put a plate in your lip with a diameter of at least 23"
    3.) Carry around at least 4 spears of varying size and sharpness.
    4.) Stand on one leg when not moving
    5.) Sell your daughters for wool, chickens and corn.
    6.) Engage in civil war with the other primitive settlements that live around you.
    7.) Believe that the only sources for love, food, happiness, water and rain come from ritualistic dances where you and the other villagers whip each other with papyrus leaves.
    8.) Scale 100ft. trees wearing nothing but a loin cloth, disturb a colony of 6 million killer bees, claim their honeycomb as your booty then climb down.



    From what i've seen in National Geographic, this is how you get laid like a mother fucker in Africa.
    You answered that too precisely.
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  25. 02-24-2006, 07:44 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    You answered that too precisely.
    Dale's mother is from Africa, that's how I know these things.
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