Thread: Baby

i never knew the nobody puts baby in the corner line until i saw it on snl. if you google it you'll see it's all over the place now. i can't friggen remember the skit it was in tho.

it was at the end of the movie Patrick comes to dance his last dance
and takes her from her dad, and says "nobody puts baby in the corner"

Originally Posted by topolo

you call that ass????????

No, but the Topolo definition requires 4 hooved legs, 3 to 5 milk producing udders and a pound of quality cud for an after anal snack, so that kind of limits it. (1st prize at last years 4H club is a bonus!!)

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

No, but the Topolo definition requires 4 hooved legs, 3 to 5 milk producing udders and a pound of quality cud for an after anal snack,

You leave his mother out of this.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

You leave his mother out of this.

Sorry, I was putting her out to "pasture" at the local Sizzler and she crapped in the buffett line again so I was a little mad. I'm sure you've seen her do it, but she didn't eat it this time.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Sorry, I was putting her out to "pasture" at the local Sizzler and she crapped in the buffett line again so I was a little mad. I'm sure you've seen her do it, but she didn't eat it this time.

The grand irony of this whole thread is that wetnwild thought I was talking about a scene in Dirty Dancing. In reality, I was actually talking about topolo's mom, I call her baby. And the truth of the matter is that NOBODY puts baby in the corner, but only because it is not possible. Here shear size prevents it from being possible.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

The grand irony of this whole thread is that wetnwild thought I was talking about a scene in Dirty Dancing. In reality, I was actually talking about topolo's mom, I call her baby. And the truth of the matter is that NOBODY puts baby in the corner, but only because it is not possible. Here shear size prevents it from being possible.

She's supposed to go to slaughter next week. and by slaughter I mean the local gangbang. We call her "slaughter" because she can't be stopped and there's no taming her, and she's incredibly obese.

We call her cum dumpster, tomato, toemato.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

We call her cum dumpster, tomato, toemato.

You ever seen that Venus Flytrap out of "Little Shop of Horrors" ? Well she's the same way, except we call her Penis Flytrap. Always yelling out "feed me, feed me seymour (seymour is what Topolo calls his penis)" but no matter how much or how many we put down her, she's not satisfied.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

You ever seen that Venus Flytrap out of "Little Shop of Horrors" ? Well she's the same way, except we call her Penis Flytrap. Always yelling out "feed me, feed me seymour (seymour is what Topolo calls his penis)" but no matter how much or how many we put down her, she's not satisfied.

Her teeth are paper shredder sharp too, luckily I have a small cock.