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03-02-2006, 06:35 PM #1Registered User
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40 things you'll never hear topolo say
40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a dang who won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer.
1. I don't feel like ass sex tonightLast edited by TJ Cline; 03-02-2006 at 06:47 PM.
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03-02-2006, 06:46 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's thing's you'll "never" say not "usually" say.
Originally Posted by gococksDJS
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
you mean, things no self-respecting man would ever say?________________________
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Hey, did you enter the raffle to win that AK-47 they were auctioning off? It even made "The Gamecock" up here about how big of a scene it's caused. Originally Posted by clemson357
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yes you are Originally Posted by topolo
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03-02-2006, 08:45 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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homosayswhat? Originally Posted by ForemanRules
yes you are Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Originally Posted by topolo
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03-02-2006, 09:02 PM #10finding peace
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I'll never Toplo say those things? I dunno the dude.
May be I should meet and greet with everyone for now on. Huh.
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lets talk Shae Originally Posted by Shae
I'll never Toplo say those things? I dunno the dude.
May be I should meet and greet with everyone for now on. Huh. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Foreman, you forgot one...
"No, don't try to fit that in my anal cavity, it's too big"
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03-02-2006, 09:37 PM #13finding peace
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Okay all, those who have yahoo, my i.m. screen name is Shae2K3. Originally Posted by topolo
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I certainly never said that to you. Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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How about...
No way am I gonna suck that cock after it's been in my ass.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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:analsexwithdalesmom:
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03-03-2006, 11:08 AM #17Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by topolo
True StoryTotal ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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You have no choice when it comes to what I do to your anus. Originally Posted by topolo
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03-03-2006, 11:30 AM #19Moderator MODERATOR
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"Please use some lube"
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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