Rap Battle Thread (For serious lyricists ONLY!)

[BigDyl]

This thread is a spin off of the Rap Battle Between me and KEFE (I won of course...)




Yo, this is the serious rap battle thread... and stuff...

yo

[LexusGS]

Yo, I'm gonna rip it like this Son and like that Son....
Yo BigDyl, you think you tough,
but the women be tellin me your pipi is not enough.
You sit on your fatass yearlong,
And you argue on the internet.... like an asshole.
You try to act tough when KEFE come by...
But deep inside you know you just a whimpy guy.
Oh I'm gonna rip it like this son and like that Son!

[BigDyl]

Yo,
I hit you with a bat
and throw you on the mat
like a cat
and then i sat on a uh thing

[KEFE]

Yo yo yo
im gonna blow this thang
like how min0 blows ma wang
Then get in ma mustang
BigDyl is a lil boy that plays on the swang
yo yo yo that was lame
I dont got no one to blame
My nuts just went up in flames
Im out!

[MyK]

pound for pound
none of yall can add up
think before you step up
back down before ya messed up

cuz im a lyrical assassin with better aim than dick cheney
im a one man army who'll put ya whole crew to shame
postin pictures on the net of that time you blew hussein

i got ya cryin on ya knees, cuz ya just can't understand
how god could put such skills into a mortal born man
im at the top of the charts,while you, you off the radar
cuz ya stuck suckin dick for 5 dollars at the gay bar

[LexusGS]

Yo,
I hit you with a bat
and throw you on the mat
like a cat
and then i sat on a uh thing

Yo, get the fuck off the mic son,
if u can't handle this leave that to the experienced,
I'm gonna rip it like this son, and like that son,
BigDyl, Truth who eva told u you was da truth they must have lied/
i seen more truth den u when OJ simpson testified/
U not a real battle rappa u just learned some words from barney and started rhymin/
Dat stuff u sayin aint got no delivery or timin/
u a farm type nigga cuase u chokin chickens/
and da last time u was in a booth it had a telephone in it/
face it,u losin betta call ya self a replacement/
cuase u will go down fasta den a 80 year olds skin who need a face lift/
And da truth is u still wettin da bed/
man i went to ya girls house and did like shawna cuase i was gettin some head/

easssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

[BigDyl]

Yo,
me get big
when i lift a weight
then I eat protien
and get mean
and stuff! WHat!?!

[KEFE]

I get to wear a uniform
and a big badge shining bright.
Sometimes I work all day
and sometimes really late at night.

I drive a special car
so you will know me anywhere.
When kids get lost , I find them -
and I take away their scare.

I have a lot of power
to put bad folks behind bars.
I nab people when I see them
robbing banks or stealing cars.

I try to watch your neighborhood;
make sure that it’s secure.
Which helps me hear my favorite words;
“Oh, thank you officer!”

Who Am I?

[LexusGS]

look at KEFE tryin to be an emcee/
when it comes to lyrics, his brain is probably empty/
come against me automatically defeated/
your prolly gonna come with one line rapidly repeated/
I can tell you one thing you ain't a thug with lead/
actin like you know rappin you've been slackin cause I seen you rap yet/
when it comes to this shit just call me a RAP VET/
the only way you get pussy is if you fuck a cat/
step away from the keyboard you suck at rap

[Vieope]

BigDyl you are gay
Yes I am
BigDyl you are supposed to rhyme
I dont care unless your penis is mine

[LexusGS]

Yo KEFE, your stats aint shit.
I be seein grandmas benchin more at 65 bodyweight.

[KEFE]

Son i shat on u i shat on u

[topolo]

Son i shat on u i shat on u

f u and your whore mother

[Doublebase]

Yo KEFE yo shit is ill son. Word up.

[TJ Cline]

This thread is.................

[Bazooka Tooth]

Holy shit! that was better than 8 Mile!

are they the next GGGGG STUUUUPID! crew?

[Mista]

You all suck and wish you could rap

[LexusGS]

You all suck and wish you could rap

Yo Mista,
Im about turn your brain around inside your skull
U left me to fuckin die
And back then i whouldve gave an eye
For u man
Thats what i dont under stand
Cuz u snitch
A simple rattin bitch
Dint want to face facts
All those times u really dint have my back
U fucked up good this time
Cuz i took the fall for that gun crime
And they let me out
So when i see u
Dont duck if u doubt
There will be no warning shout
Unload 20 clips from that AK
When your dead ill still spray
Cuz forever in my mind that day will play

[Mista]

Shut up Lexus. Just because you can rhyme doesnt mean you can rap-

die - eye
man - stand
snitch - bitch
facts - back
time - crime
out - doubt


BTW, Pretty shit rhymes.

Dont quit you day job.

[LexusGS]

So you gonna be like that Huh? Why don't you throw sum back at me hommie?

[NEW_IN_THE_GAME]

Look at these bitches thinking they top notch
why dont the kids go back to school and stick to hop scotch
my raps is top notch
cant see your wifes face, cause it buried in my croch

You all are done before it began
I kill like the son of sam
as fast as i can
lyrical ginger bread man
I am deadlier than ray charles with car keys in his hand

Cause im the heart feeler
thug killer
i need proof that im illa
on tha tequilla
slamming culo and cocina
while momma handles the penga

I bounce from this scene with time to spare
take your ounce of green along with your nine and square
the wrath of mah gun
leave no path to run
new in the game killed ya if you think he raps for fun

haha

[MyK]

I'm All That Like Kenan And Kel, Gods Seen It As Well
So For All You Christians, You Better Beleive It As Well
It's The Return Of A Fiend Out Of His Cell,
Coming Back Like Turtles, Pulling Green Outta His Shell
A Talented Angel With A Cross Between Him And Hell
Enough Of The Heat At Age Seven-Teen Dreaming For Hail
As For You Other Cats I'm Leaving A Trail
Try To Follow Along And Win, But You'll Be Greiving In Hell
Once You Step Foot On My Edge, Get Pushed Off The Ledge
I've Got Money On My Mind But Not Ready To Cough Up The Bread
Since My Absence I've Stack Some Bills, Every Columns-Mine
Discovery Channel, Worlds Most Astonished-Find
Not Common-Find, Coming Back To Kill Humans Like Columbine
I'm A Kid On The Block, Like An Ordinary Bid On The Block
Get Rid Of Your Block, When It Comes To Time, You Aint Shit On The Clock
I'm So Psst With The Rock, Cross-Over, Spin In Your Socks
If Someone Had To Take A Walk In Your Shoes, They'd Never Win In Your 'Boks
Go Ahead Kill Me, I'll Still Be Here In Your Mind
Giving You Guilt For Trying To Take My Life
The Pools Filled And I'm Taking A Dive,
Swimming Through Waves Of Destruction While I'm Barely Staying A Live
And Every Fact You've Put Has Been Laying A Lie
Don't Make Sense? Well Neither Does Half Of Your Rhymes
Putting Fire Out, Got Gas In Your Mind, Lines? People Gasping At Mine
I'm Not Saying Yous A Joke, I Just Enjoy Laughing At Times
........And Napping At Times, But Fuck It, It Happens At Times

[maniclion]

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[The Monkey Man]

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
They call the Ghostbusters and they're in control.
Had them throwing a party for a bunch of children.
When all the while, the slime was under the building.
So they packed up, regrouped, got a grip, camera quick.
Grabbed their proton packs on their backs and they split.
Found out about Vigo, the master of evil.
Try to battle my boys, that's not legal

[JOHNYORK]

it was all a dream late at nigth spittin shit on iron magazine
me n jbo up in da limousine
go to jodi cuz i stay eatin clean she sez fuk lean cuisines
im a power lifting pheen banging out reps of power cleans
hangin pics of kefe on my wall
caugth mino lee w/ foremanrules up ina bathroom stall
monkey man ure a common slob
beboppin ya girl thas my job
stop playin super nintedno sega genesis
cuz i must confess ya body fat pct is in excess
y not try hitting up the bench press?
low carb diets are the worst days eatin pasta only on sundays an holidays
best lyracist on this board u already kno dat n if u dont kno now u knooo niggaaaaaaa...stay beboppin

[god hand]

This thread is.................

[Decker]

This is like participating in a "dance-off"

There are no winners.

[BigDyl]

ROFL, yeah everyone is stealing lyrics from other artists...

[min0 lee]

I GOT STATEN ISLAND ON MY PINKY QUEENS ON MY THUMB DUDE
THE BRONX ON MY MIDDLE FINGER SCREAMIN FUCK YOU
ROCK ICE IN MANHATTAN SO THERE'S THE RING FINGER
YOU KNOW I HAD TO KEEP BROOKLYN ON THE TRIGGER FINGER
(Get low Pap!) Five boroughs of death, you don't understand
I got New York City in the palm of my hand
Now I could make a tight fist and let it crumble ridiculous
Or I could smack the world with a New York Nemesis (TURN IT UP!!)