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  1. 03-06-2006, 04:24 AM #1
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    security

    I work security at a mall

    Why isnt there more action

    I wish someone would hold up the liqore store so i could test myself

    Or couldnt someone challenge me to a fight when i tell em its not allowed

    Or why cant someone shoot me, or stab me

    All i do is walking in circles and tell the homeless to beat it!!!

    Once i got pissed off and just walked up to some people and told em to get off the property and they just left without even doing anything

    I feel invicible

    Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for!!!!
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  3. 03-06-2006, 05:54 AM #2
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    Friday I'm going to shoot your ass. Mall security man vs. Ex-Army ranger.Who will win?

































































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  4. 03-06-2006, 06:34 AM #3
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    True Story, just because your ex-something doesnt mean you can take anyone.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  5. 03-06-2006, 07:24 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    True Story, just because your ex-something doesnt mean you can take anyone.



    Correct!You are a wise one.
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  6. 03-06-2006, 08:36 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by vette1derek
    Correct!You are a wise one.

    True Story.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  7. 03-06-2006, 09:30 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by pris
    I work security at a mall

    Why isnt there more action

    I wish someone would hold up the liqore store so i could test myself

    Or couldnt someone challenge me to a fight when i tell em its not allowed

    Or why cant someone shoot me, or stab me

    All i do is walking in circles and tell the homeless to beat it!!!

    Once i got pissed off and just walked up to some people and told em to get off the property and they just left without even doing anything

    I feel invicible

    Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for!!!!
    Ill shoot u with a knife
    Quote Originally Posted by Luke8395

    But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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  8. 03-06-2006, 09:50 AM #7
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    Where do you work at? I'll send my hoods over so they can punk your ass around. Just tell me location and time.
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  9. 03-06-2006, 10:12 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS
    Where do you work at? I'll send my hoods over so they can punk your ass around. Just tell me location and time.

    ROFL@ some gay gang. Little clowns would be gettin' choked out.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  10. 03-06-2006, 03:17 PM #9
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    Great job. Should have finished high school.
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  11. 03-06-2006, 03:22 PM #10
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    Great guys remember after you attack me fall down and ill arrest you !!!

    And then all the ladies will love me

    Great job. Should have finished high school.

    not sure if you talking to me sir!!! but i have a Ba;psych and diploma crim ==LOL
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  12. 03-06-2006, 03:26 PM #11
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    You got a big mag flashlight? Some mace?
    Sounds like an all night sex party at Dales place.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  13. 03-06-2006, 03:45 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    You got a big mag flashlight? Some mace?
    Sounds like an all night sex party at Dales place.
    He should stick that big mag light down his trousers to impress the ladies, I hear that works.
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  14. 03-06-2006, 03:56 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    He should stick that big mag light down his trousers to impress the ladies, I hear that works.
    Min0 do you always have to give up my secrets. Oh what the hell it worked on you.
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  15. 03-06-2006, 05:03 PM #14
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    what do you get as a weapon?

    a whistle? just like in the movie "Next Friday"?

    I think thats the one....?
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  16. 03-06-2006, 05:09 PM #15
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    jo sun min and we dont get a flashlight so what else could i use ?
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  17. 03-06-2006, 06:41 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by pris
    jo sun min
    What's that, noodles?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  18. 03-06-2006, 06:45 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Min0 do you always have to give up my secrets. Oh what the hell it worked on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    What's that, noodles?
    Jo sun min is actually a sacred martial art only mastered by mall security. be cautious round eye.
    www.monmouthkettlebells.blogspot.com
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  20. 03-06-2006, 08:07 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Great job. Should have finished high school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Min0 do you always have to give up my secrets. Oh what the hell it worked on you.

    A mag lite and min0's anal cavity. I am sensing some reference between a hot dog and a hallway.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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  22. 03-06-2006, 08:26 PM #21
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    Can you guys even arrest anyone? (as in, do mall security cops have the power to do so?)
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  23. 03-07-2006, 01:16 AM #22
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    min i assume your chinese and speak cantonese ?

    So jo sun or nai hao?

    And my job is easy i live in a rich area, white rock bc and i never arrested or have done anything

    The most i do is talk to some teens

    Actually the teens were taking pics of me with their cells

    Let me check my email
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  24. 03-07-2006, 04:11 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by pris
    I work security at a mall

    Why isnt there more action

    Or why cant someone shoot me

    I'll shoot you for $50.



    Can't guarentee you're gonna live, though
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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  25. 03-07-2006, 01:37 PM #24
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    security guards dont get paid enough

    50 bucks is my monthly salary
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    Quote Originally Posted by pris
    security guards dont get paid enough

    50 bucks is my monthly salary
    Surely you are joking.. what do you work, five hours a month?
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    ye im joking but the pay is horrible 12 bucks an hour to sit down and obssesse over people
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